Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Story

Meri Noukri ka Recruitment ka exam Nagpur hona nischit hote hi maine Railway me Reservation ke liye dekha to peak season hone ke kaaran koi sib hi train me jagah nahin mili . Thak haar kar maine apne ek dost Damu ko phone kiya ki yaar mujhe aaj kisi bhi halat me Nagpur jana hai to wah uchhalte hue bola.. sale tu pahle nahin bol sakta tha , Main khud kitna pareshan ho raha tha .
Maine poocha kyon kya hua ??
Usne kaha , abe kuchh nahin tu mere ghar par aaja ,mil baithkar baten karte hain.
Maine kaha , abe mil baithkar baten karten hain…. Abe sale mujhe aaj har halat me Nagpur jana hai . Kal subah mera wahan pe interview hai..
Damu ne kaha , Pahle tu yahan pea a to sahe. Maine tera problem solve kar diya hai.
Main bhaga bhaga uske gharpe pahuncha to uski maa ne darwaja khola. Maine unse Namaste kiya aur andar aagaya. Damu andar jaise meri hi raah dekh raha tha . Usne kaha yara tune meri Problem solve kar dee , Nagpur jane ka naam lekar ke.
Maine kaha , Kya matlab..??
Itne me Damu ki maa andar akar ke boli, are beta tujhe kya bataun. Kal hi teri didi (Dost ki bahan Amritha jise main bhi Didi hi kahta hun) ke husband ko kuchh dinon ke liye Delhi Jana hai . Almari ki chabiya to teri didi yahan le ayee hai ,Unko kuchh jaruri kagjat lejana hai..
Maine kaha , koi baat nahin.. Didi ko aye saath aath din hi to hue hain.. Almari ki chabiyan main dedunga Jija ji ko .
Damu ne kaha , Maine kal hi Bus ki Ticket karwali hai. Air condition bus ki Sleeper Coach me S-1 aur S-2 hai aram se sokar jana. Tumhara bhi kaam ho jayega aur mera bhi kal subah office me Head office se big boss arahe hain to office attend karna bhi ho jayega.
Maine kaha, Chal yaar tune to meri problem hi solve kar diya . Main to pareshan hogaya tha . Na Train me jagah milrahi thin a kisi bus me hi jagah mil rahi thi . Chalo subah Nagpur me Didi ko unke ghar par chhodte hue Hotel chale jaunga.
Itne me didi ne kamre me Pravesh kiya aur kaha , Hotel me kyun bhaiya ??? Kya main apki kuchh nahin lagti hun kya ??? Hotel me rahne ki koi jarurat nahin hai. Do din lage ki teen din lage tum mere yahan hi rukoge aur khana pina bhi mere yahan hi hoga .
Maine kaha, Sorry didi .. Achha Thik hai . Apke yaha hi rahunga aur Khana peena bhi karunga . Thik hai na..
Didi ne kaha , Haan .. Thik hai..
Maine Damu se Puchha , Are Bus kitne baje hai ..
Damu ne kaha, Raat ko thik dus baje Jalebi Chouk se chhutegi. Tu wahin pe pahunch jana. Main Didi ko lekar ke waha Chhod dunga. Main Rat keDus baje wahan pahuncha to bus Khadi thi. Maine Damu ko phone kiya to wo bola ki bas ek minute me pahunchne hi wale hain.. [Wo dono aye. Hamne apna luggage Bus ke Pichhe Luggage box me rakhwa diya. Bus me jaise hi chadhe bus Chalpadee. Maine dekha ki bus khachakhach bhari hui hai . Maine conductor se poocha bhai ye S-1 aur S-2 kahan pe hai. Conductor upar sleeper dikhate hue kaha ki sahab ye seat hai. Main chounk gaya. S-1 aur S-2 ek hi sleeper ke do number the. Seat Choudi jarur thi par.. Maine conductor se kaha bhaiya ye to ek hi seat hai. Conductor ne kaha bhaiya ye 2 bye 2 sleeper coach hai Yan eek sleeper pe do jane sone ka.
[Maine gusse me damu ko phone lagana chaha to didi ne mana kar diya aur kaha , bhaiya jane dijiyena . Raat raat ki hi to baat hai chaliye adjust karlenge..
[Pahle maine Didiko upar chadhne ke liye kaha. Waha upar Chadhne lagi to Unki goree goree janghon ke beech me se unki gulabi rang ki panty nazar ane lagi . Maine na chahte hue bhi ghur ghur ke panty ko dekhne laga . Didi ke chadhne ke baad main bhi upar agaya. Waise sleeper jyadah chouda to nahi par badhiya aram dayak tha.
[Didi khidki ki taraf leti aur main andar ki taraf . Sardiyon ke din the . Maine kambal le rakha tha . Didine kaha bhaiya meri kambal to peeche luggage box me saman ke saath rah gayee.
[Maine kaha koi baat nahin didi aap lelo . Main aise hii…
[Didine baat kat te hue kaha, aise hi kyon.Hum dono hi istemaal karenge..
[Hum dono ne ek hi kambal ko odh liya.Jyadah jagah na hone ke karan hum dono ke badan apas me sate hue the. Abhi tak ham dono hi peeth ke bal lete hue the. Abhi tak mere man me koi ganda khayal nahin aya tha . Age rasta kuchh jyadah hi kharab tha . Bus hichkole kharahi thi. Didi darke mare mujhse chipki ja rahi thi. Didine karwat badla aur ekaek bus ne bhi jorse hichkola khaya to didi mujhse puri tarah chipak gayee.
[Bhaiya , Mujhe dar lag raha hai . Ab unka Ek pair mere upar tha aur haath mere seen eke upper . Mujhe ab kuchh kuchh hone laga tha . Land dev khade hone lage the . Maine Naitikta ki duhai dete hue land raaj ko bahit samjhane ki koshish ki , Par sale ne meri ek na suni aur fanfana kar ke khada hone laga . Kareeb adhe ghante baad me Didi ne kaha, Bhaiya meri kamar dukh rahi hai , main sedhe letna chah ti hun.
[Maine kaha, thik hai didi, ap seedhe let jao.
[Didi ne kaha, Are pagle mujhe dar lag raha hai ki kahin gir na jaun. Main seedhe let rahi haun. Tum ek kaam karo abhi main jaise tumhare upar ek pair rakhi hun waise hi ek pair to mere dono pairon ke neeche rakho aur dusra pairon ke upar .
[Maine kaha, Didi kya ye sahi rahega .
[Didi ne kaha, Are pagle . Bachpan me tum damu aur main aise hi chipak ke kitni hi baar soye hai . Bhul gaya kya??
[Par didi.., yaha kisi ne dekhliya to..???
[Dekh liya… to ..kya . Are Pagle Bus me ek to andhera hai., Dusra parda laga hua hai .. Teesra ham dono ne kambal odh rakha hai .. Choutha Mujhe dar lag raha hai ki kahin gir na jaun… Panchwa…Chal chhod na main jaise boltee hun waise hi kar..
[Maine Didi ke kahe anusar ek paid ko niche rakha .Didi ne done pairon ko unke upar aur unke upar maine apna dusra paon rakh diya . Yane Unke dono paon mere dono pairon ke beech me fase hue the . Iss position ke liye mujhe unki taraf karwat badalna pada tha . Ab mere haath ko pakad ke didi ne apne bahn ke upar rakh diya . Didi thode hi der me mujhse idhar udhar ki baten karte hue so gayee. Par meri aknhon se neend koson dur bhag chuki thi. Mera Land raaj fanfana chukka tha. Main kya karun kuchh samajh nahin paraha tha . Unke pair ki garmi dono taraf se mere dono pairon se hote hue sare badan me ghus ke mere land ko khada kar rahi thi. Maine Bahut koshish ki apne dil-e-nadan ko samjhane ki par dil to akhir dil hai ji . Iss pe jor kishika chala hai jo mera chalta . Mera Haath bekabu ho karke uske Bahon se fislkar ke uske chhati ko kab sahlane lage mujhe malum hi nahi pada . Mera badan kamagni me jal raha tha au rise badi jaldi agar kabu nahin kiya gaya to ye aag kabhi bhi ham dono ko jala sakti thi. Par main kya krun kuchh samajhta uss se Pahle hi thand ke karan wah mujhse lipat ti hi ja rahi thi . iss se mere badan ki aag bujhne ke bajay aur bhadak rahi thi . Mera haath uski chuchiyon ko sahlate sahlate kab use dabane bhi lage mujhe pata hi nahi chala. Uski aur meri dono ki hi saanse gahri aur gahri ho chali thi. Bus ka safar age NH ke upar tha . Sadak shandar , bus shandar , Ac sleeper aur bagl me ladki bhi shandaar , mera land tha damdaar , to wo bhi thi malai daar . Wo bhi neend me mujhse lipat te hi jaa rahi thi aur badbada rahi thi , bas aise hi janu , mere priyatam . bahut tadpaya hai tumne aur na tadpao mere saiyan..
[Saiyan.. are .. ye to sapne me lagta apne pati samajh kar mujhse lipat rahi hai.. Kya karun… Chhod diya jaye ya chod diya jaye. ….
[Idhar wo bhi soyee hui nahin thi. Bahut Dino se chudai nahin hone se aaj pahli baar jab jawan badan se uska jawan badan sata to wah bhi andar tak garma chuki thi. Use bhi ye samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kaise pahal ki jaye, jisse uski pyas bhi bujh jaye aur uski badnami bhi na ho.ek din wah apne kamre ki khidki se bahar jhank rahi thi ki samne gali me hi ye khade khade peshab kar raha tha. Sale ka land dekh kar wo andar talak gangana gayee. Hai raam ji itna bada bhi land kahin hota hai . Uske pati ka to uss adha bhi nahi hoga. Haan uske khud ke bhai ka land bhi iss kamine se to chhota hi tha . Kais karke iss land ko apne chut ke andar le wo iss jugad me hi rah tit hi . aur bhagwan ne aaj uski sun li . Aaj iss shandar mouke ko wah haath se jane nahin de sakti . Agar usne pahal nahi ki to ye sala bus ko Nagpur pahuncha dega par uski fuddi ko apne land ka pani nahin pilayega. Lagta use hi kuchh karna hoga. Aur tabhi suki ankhen chamakne lagi . Saale ko lagta hai garmi chadh gayee. Haath uski chuchiyon ko shla rahe the . wo bhi neend ka bahana karke badbdane lagi aur uska housla afzai karne lagi. Neend me hone ka shandar natak karte hue uske haath kab ghode jaise land ko sahlane lage wo khud bhi nahi samajh saki .
[Mujhe laga ki Ranee neend me hai aur use iss mouke ka fayda jaroor se uthana chahiye . Usne blouse ke button kholte hue chuchyon ko sahlane laga . Blouse ke neeche usne Bra pahni hui thi jiske hook ko wo bus me chadhte hi khol chuki thi . Ab to Mera man poori tarah bekabu ho chukka tha aur main Ranee ki chuchiyon ko jor jor se daba ne laga. Ranee ke muh se siskiya nikalni chalu ho gayee to mujhe hosh aya aur darke maare main ruk gaya aur haath ko peeche khinch liya . Raane ne karwat badal kar mujhse buri tarah chipak gaye aur bolne lagi mere saiyan , aaj meri pyas bujhado. Bahut dino ke baad mile hai mere Raja.
[Aur main uski saree ko saya ke saath hi upar ko sarkane laga aur dono janghon ko sahlate hue haath ko upar badhane laga . Jab Dono janghon ke beech me mera haath pahunch to main jaise chounk gaya . Are Salee ki chaddi kahan gayee., Ye to andar se nangi hai. Lekin Bus ke upar chadhne ke samay to gulabi chaddi mujhe saaf nazar aayee thi. Iska matlab hai ye bhi mujhse chudwane ko byakul hai. . Itne me hi Bus Ek Dhabe ke paas rukee aur andar ki light jal gayee. Ham dono hadbadakar ek dusre se alag hue . ranee mujhe ajeeb si nazar se dekhte hue blous ke button lagane lagi. Sab neeche utar ke chay pane le rahe the . Ham bhi neeche utar ke chay peene lage . Maine paisa diya aur Ranee ke saath tahalne laga.
[Ranee mujhe khajane wali nazron se dekhte hue boli , Apne aisa kyun kiya bhaiya??
[Main Ghabra gaya aur bola,, sorry Didi..Mujhse galti ho gayee. Mujhse … Main…
[Main.. Main ke bachhe .. Bus shuru hote hi shuru nahin ho sakte the ?? sale badan me garmi laga diya … aur Bus ko lakar ke dhabe me khada kar diya..
[Main Chounkte hue bola , Sorry didi..
[Sorry ke bachhe .., Land ukhadkarke haath me de dungi agar fir se didi kaha to.
[Fir main apko kya kahun didi.. oh.. sorry ..
[Duniya walon ke samne main to tere dost ki bahan hun yane ki teri bhi didi hun .. Par aaj ki raat ke liye tum mere BHAIYA nahi SAIYAN ho samajh gaye. Cha lab bus ke upar birth me chal . Par thahar main thoda bathroom jakar ke aati hun . Aur haan tub hi bathroom hoke ajana.. Peshab karne ke baad thik se dhokar aa na..
[Mera man balle balle karne laga ..Dhokar ke aana bol rahi hai matlab kya hai… Main bhagkar bathroom gaya aur peshab karne ke baad achhi tarah se land ko dhoya rumal se poncho aur nikal ke bahar aya . Itne me hi Ladies Toilet se Fuddi ko saree ke upar se khujlati hui ramee ati dikhai di. Ham dono upar Birth pe agaye aur Achhi tarah parda lagakar kambal ke neeche ekdusre se lipat gaye.
[Ab ham dono ke beech ki deewar toot chuki thi. Sharam naam ki chidiya ud chuki thi. Ab ham dono 69 ki position me akar k eek dusre ke ang ko chumne sahlane lage. Fuddi se uski bhini bhini si mahak aa rahi thi jo mujhe aur jyadah madhos kiye ja rahi thi., Idhar Ranee mere ko Land ko gap.. se muhn me lekar chapar chapar chusne lagi. Aisi Shandar chusai ki yaron main sach kahta hun aaj talak kisine nahi ki . Main bhi uski fuddi me Jeebh ghusedte hue chatne laga chusne laga. Ranee ka badan tharthara utha . Thode hi der me Usne mere muhn me hi apna ras chhod diya aur shant ho gayee. Mera Land uske muhn me hi tha . Main uske Muhn ko fuddi samajh kar humach humach kart hap lagane laga . Thode hi der me mera maal bhi seedhe uske halak me girne laga. Salee Maha kanjoos thi. Ek boond ko bhi usne jaya nahi kiya. Akhree boond tak ko usne apne halak ke neeche le liya. Ab ham dono shant hokar k eek dusre se lipat gaye. Kareeb das minute baad mera land fir se khada hone laga. To main usko fuddi ko fir se chatne laga . Thode hi der me wah bhi garma chuki thi aur wo mujhe apne upar khinchne lagi. Maine bhi uski fuddi ke muhane pe land ki topi satake ek salam karte hue karara dhakka lagaya ki land mera adha ghus ke uski fuddime atak gaya. [Ranee. Boli mere Raja ,, Jara dheere dheere bajana mera baja . Warna maje ki jagah mujhe mil jayegi saja.
[Main uski chuchiyon ko tham liya aur dabane laga. Jab wah niche se apna Chutad uchhalne lagi tab jakar maine dusra dhakka lagaya .. aur iss baar ke dhakke se mera poor aka poora land uski fuddi me sama chukka tha . Mera haath uske muhn ke upar tha jiske karan uski cheenkh nahin nikal saki . Par Uske ankhon se girte hue anshu uski kahani ko bayan kar rahe the .Maine uski Chuchiyon ko sahlana jari rakha . Thodi hi der ke baad me usne kaha mere raja Dhakka kyon band kiya . Koi Kunwari kali thode hi hun . Mana ki Tere Jiju ka Land tujhse adha hai par Damu ka land bhi koi kam nahi hai…
[Maine kaha , Damu ka land .. To kya Aap Damu se bhi..???
[Haare .. Damu to mujhe shade se pahle se hi chodte aa raha tha. Meri seal ko to toda hi usne hai.
[Sale ne kabhi mujhe bataya nahin..
[Sahi kaha tune sala.. Aaj meri chudai karke tu uska juja to ban hi gaya hai na. Dekh Dost chahe jitna bhi karibi ho koi bhai ye nahin bata sakta hai ki usne apni sagi bahan ki chudai ki hai.
[Haan wo baat to hai . Par bada chhupa rushtam nikla ye saala damu..
[Ye kahte hue maine dhakke ki gatio tej kar di aur neeche se Ranee ne bhi apna chutad uchhalna jaree rakha. Bus me Ye meri pahli chudai thi., jiska hum dono bharpoor luft utha rahe the..
[Dono pasine pasine ho chuke the par koi bhi haar manne wala nahi tha . Ranee ke nakhun mere peeth pe gad rahe the jiss se main dugne josh me dhakka laga raha tha . Aur Akhir me uske Chut k eras ka Milan mere land k eras se ho hi gaya.
[Tere Chut ke ras ka aur mere land k eras ka bol ranee bol sangam hoga ki nahin???
[Are Baaba hoga , hoga , hoga ,, aur ye ho hi gaya Milan . Ham dono haanfte hue ek dusre se lipat gaye..
[Bus apni manzil ki aur doud rahi thi to hum dono bhi jawani ke iss khelme dusra round khlne ki taiyari me jut gaye the. Jaldi hi dusra round bhi samapt hone laga .
[Iss tarah uss raat Bus me maine Ranee ki teen baar chudai ki. Ranee mujhse lipat te hue bol rahi thi.. Bas Bhiya bas.. Aur bardast nahin ho raha hai.. Kal mujhe tere jiju se bhi chudwana hai… kal hi wo Delhi jayenge to Kal din me hi chadh baithenge..
[Achha itna pyar karte hain tujhse??
[Han re par thode sakki kisam ke insaan hain. Unke samne bhulse bhi galti se bhi koi aisi waisi harkat nahi kar dena jiss se unko koi sak ho..samajh gaya na . warna ye maja ki bahut badi saja mil jayegi dono ko ..
[Aur Ham dono hi ek dusre se lipat kar so gaye .. Neend khuli to Nagpur sahar ke andar gadee aa chuki thi . Ham dono utar gaye aur saman auto me load karke ghar tafa chal pade.
[Jiju ne darwaja khola.. Hai Meri Ranee, Raat kaise gujri???
[Bahut hi mast ,, Ye Ramu bhiya Mere Saath hi Aye hain..
[Maine unhe namste ki …
[Ham Bhitar Agaye. Maine Apna Saman Rakhkar Bathroom me Gaya. Jaise hi Bathroom ke andar gaya bahar se khilkilane ki awajen ane lagin . Maine Bathroom ke kiwad ki jirri se dekha Jiju ne Didi ko apne sine se lipta rakha hai . Jiju didi ke galo par pappiyon ki barsat kar rahe the .Didi bhi unse lipti ja rahi thi .
[Jiju ne unki Chuchiyon ko dabate hue kaha . Aur raste me koi takleef to nahin hui na..??
[Nahin ji .. Bilkul bhi takleef nahin hui .. Ramu mere saath tha naa.. Bade hi achha ladka hai..
[Tumhara bhai Damu bol raha tha ki ye Ramu ka Land jo hai ek dam Patla aur Chhota hai . Bachpan me wo dono jab Mooth marte the to ek minute me hi ye Ramu khallas ho jata tha. Pata nahin ye apni Biwi ko Kaise Khus rakh Payega .???
[Didi ne Ascharya se kaha..
[Kya Baat karte hai aap ji. Ramu ka land chhota hai??? Damu ne sapna dekha hoga . Ramu ka land koi sadharan land nahin hai . Uska land apse bhi bada aur tagda hai . Lagta hai kisi gadhe ka hi ukhad kar laga liya ho. Aur Rahi baat ek minute me hi jhadne ki .. to ye bhi kjhoot hai. Ek baar land chut ke andar ghusata hai to bina ladki ko teen baar jhadaye .. land apna pani hi nahin nikalta .Raat bhar usne jo meri chudai ki hai Chut ka por por abhi talak darad kar raha hai…
[Didi josh me bolti bolti ruk gayee.. Uski baat halak me hi dab gayee…. Hay josh josh me uske muhn se ye kya nikal gaya.. Uske ankhon ke age andhera chha gaya .. Usne ghabra kar apne pati ki aur dekha .. Kamre me sannata chha gaya .
[Idhar Bathroom me mujhe bhi pasina a raha tha . Main bhi ghabra raha tha . Jos me didi ne ye kya bak diya . sale khud to maregi sath me mujhko bhi marwayegi… Main fresh hone ke baad me bathroom se nikla . Nikalte hi damne dono baithe hue the . Didi apne sir ko jhuka rakhi thi..
Maine chupchap kapda pahna . Jiju ne gale ko khankarte hue kaha .. To sale sahab .. Kya gul khila diya tumne meri biwi ke saath .. … Tumhe sharm nahi ayeee..
Main turant unke pawn me gir gaya .. Mujhe maaf kar dijiye Jijaji.. Mujhse bahut badi galti ho gayee..
Are tumhe sochna to chahiye tha sale sahab.. Are aise koi Chodta hai kya Chalti hui bus me … Wo bhi apni didi jaisi ladki ko .. wo bhi itna bada .. mota .. tagda .. land se ..
Dekho.. dekho apni didi ki boor ko .. kaise phool kar dubble roti ban gayee hai..
Maine aankh uthakar didi ki aur dekha .. Didi ki saree saya sahit kamar talak uthi hui thi .. Jijaji unki Boor dikhate hue Bol rahe the ..
Dekho .. dekho sale sahab .. apni didi ki boor ko dhyan se dekho .. kaise sujan aa gayee hai.. Socho .. main ab mere patle se dande se kaise khoos kar paunga teri didi ko .. Tune to ek hi raat me ise Chut se bhonsda bana diya hai re..
Maine Jiju ki aur dekha . wo hans rahe the .. Dekha to didi bhi garden niche jhukaye muskura rahi thi..
Ab mujhe kuchh shanti mili.. Maine Himmat juta kar kaha.. Are jijaji .. Chut ki banawat aisi hotee hai ki Chhote se chhota .. Patle se patla land bhi chut ko utna hi maja de sakta hai jitna ki mota aur lamba land deta hai .. bas Achhe tarike se chodna ana chahiye..
Achha ji Achhe tarike se kaise chod te hai jara hame bhi karke dikhaiyee na ..
Didi boli.. Are nahin nahin apke samne main kaise … Main nahi chudwane wali .. wo bhi din me katai nahi.. Aur meri fuddi bhi to raat bhar ki chudai se phool gayee hai .. Akhir main bhi insaan hun koi machine nahii jo raat din chudwati rahe..
Achha ji .. Pahle to Mujhse raat bhar chudwati rahi .. Din me muhn maar hi leti thi .. Uss time kya tum machine thi..
Are apse chudwana alag baat hai .. Ramu bhiya ka land se chudwana matlab …
Are Ramu apna land dikhao to apne jiju ko ..
Mujhe sharam arahi thi.. Didi ne mujhe apne paas bulaya . Main unke paas jate hi unhone meri paint ki jeep khol dee. Mera land to lohe ka rod bana hua tha . Jijaji ne dekha to wo kaanp gaye..
Aree Ranee tu thik kahtee thi .. Ye kisi insaan ka land nahi . Lagta hai sale sahab ne kisi gadhe ka hi ukhad kar lagwa liya hai .. Ab lagta hai teri chut ab samundar ban chuki hai ek hi raat me..
Itne me hi ek awaj aye.. Are Bhaiya kahan ho tum???.. Dekho Raat ki chudai se meri pyaas abhi bujhi nahin hai.. Iss se aphle ki Bhabhi ajaye aur hamara ye khat kabaddi ka khel Band ho jaye .. Aajao apan ek final round ki khat kabaddi khel hi le..
Jija ka gala such gaya .. Didi bhi chounk gayee.. Are Jharna Tu kab ayeee?? Lagta hai mere maike jate hi agyee thi apne bhaiya se khat kabaddi khelne ke liye..
Kamre me ek shandaar ladki ne kadam rakha jisne sirf ek pardarshi naighty hi pahni hui thi ..
Oh sorry bhabi ji ..Wo kya hai bhaiya apke yaad me tadap rahe the .
Achha .. isiliye unki tadap khatam karne ke liye tum yahan par agayee.. aur udhar jijaji yanee.. tumhare pati mahoday Muth maar kar apni jawani shant kar rahe honge.. Muth kyon Marenge wo ??? Batao Bato Muth kyo Marenge wo?? Poori ki Poori Byawastha karke ayee hun unke Land ke liye....
Achha ji ... Main bhi to Sunu ki meri Ladli Nanad ne mere Landloi ji ... Oho sorry sorry Mera Matlab hai Nandoiji ke Land ke liye Kya Byawastha karke ayee hai ....
Usse Bhabhi ji Apko kya ??? Apko to Mere Bhaiya ke Land se hi fursat nahin milti.. Apkya Jano ... Ki Patle Land se Chudwa chudwa kar main thak chuki thi ...
Itna bhi jhoot na bolo Nanad ji ... Nandoiji ka land Itna bhi patla nahin hai......
Itna bhi Patla nhin hai se kya matlab hai tumhara bhabhi .. Kahin tum unka land Chakh to nahin chuki ho... Mujhe saaf saaf batao...
Are Nahire.... Wo to ek din kamre me tumhe nanga karke chod rahe the na aur tum thah ri land ki bhukhi darwaja band karna hi bhul gayee thi ... so maine iteefak se dekh liya...
To Thik hai .. Main sochi ki kahin tum mere pati ke land se maja to nahin le rahee ho..
Acha ji ... Main unke land se maja bhi na le sakun aur tumm... Tum yahan... Mere pati se roj Din Raat khat kabaddi khel rahi thi uska kya ????

Wo ... to Mere bhaiya ka land hai hi itna pyara ki bhabhi kya bataun... Bina Chude raha hi nahin jata ... Kya Mastana land hai mere bhaika... Abhi talak jitne Land se chudaya hai unme sabse pyara aur sabse nyara hai mere bhai ka land ..
Bolte bolte ruk gayee Jharna ... Uski aankh fati ki fati Rah gayee... Uski Nazar pahli Baar mere Nange Land par Giri jo unki baaten sunkar Fanfana rakha tha
Wo haklate hue bolee... Are Bhabhi bhiya ... Koun hai ye ....
Ye apne kamre me kya kar raha hai ... Aur Kya hai ye ... Are He Bhagwan ... Kya Land itna bada bhi hota hai... Are Jharna tu ghabra mat .. Ye mera bhai hai ..Padosh me hi rahta hai mere bhai ka dost...
Apka Bhai hai... Par ye apne bahan ke samne nanga kyun hai ...?
Achha ji ... aap apne sage bhai ke saath vhudwao .. aur ham apne bhai ke dost ko nanga bhi na dekhe ...???
Are nahi Jharna bahan ... Ye salee teri bhabhi .. iss mastane Gadhe land se raat bhar apni boor ki kutai karwa ke aayee Hai ...
Kya Iss gadhe land se .... Hay bhabhi apki Boor ka to bhosda bangaya hoga .... Par maja bahut aya hoga na bhabhi... Kaise laga batao na....
Sachme Jharna ... Bahut maja aya... Abhi talak boor ka sujan mita nahin hai
Bhabhi main bhi apni boor sujwana chahti hun... Oh.. mera matlab hai iss land ko apne boor me pilwana chahti hun ... please Bhabhi ....
Uhunn.. Main kyu bolun ... khud bolna ...
Are Bhaiya.... Kya naam hai apka ...
Ji Jharna ji Mera Naam Damu hai ....
Achha Damu bhaiya .. Kya aap mujhe bhi apne land se chodna chahoge ...
Bilkun bahna ...
Chalo to fir shuru ho jao...
Abhi .. Yahin Par ...?????
Kyun Kya hua ... Achha Mere Bhaiya Hain... Are ... Tumne abhi suna nahin ... Main itne din apne sage bhai se hi chudwa rahi thi ... Wo Kuchh bhi nahin bolenge .. Hain na bhiya...???
Han haan .. Main kuchh bhi nahin bolunga ... Tumhari chudai dekhkar hame bhi bahut maja ayega...
Par meri didi....
Are Usi didi se sharma arahee hai bhaiya .. Jise tum raat bhar chalti bus me Chod ke aye ho... Dekho na Jharna ... Dekho meri boor abhi talak suj rakhi hai .. Meri didi apne saya ko upar uthati hui bolee...
Hay... Bhabhi main mar jawan gud khake ... Sachmuch bhabhi tumhari boor ek dam sooj gayee hai ... Bhabhi bolona apne bhaiya ko mujhe bhi apni boor sujani hai.... Are Paglee Main kyun mana karungi... Tu jane teri boor jane aur jane mere bhaiya ka land .... Mujhe to chudwana hai apne saiyan se ... bahut dino se Chut me ho rahee khujli aaj mitanee hai...
Achha ji raat ko khujli nahin miti ...
Aji wo to ittefakan main chudwa baithi ... Par asli khujli to aap hi mitaoge mere saiyan... Waise bhi bhaiya parson chale jayenge aur aaj ki booking apki bahan ne kar hi dee hai...
Jharna mere paas khisk ke mere land ko najdeek se dekhne lagee.... Hai Bhabhi ye to sachmuuch kafi bada hai... Meri to Fat hi jayegi...
Fat jayegi to na chudwana mere bhai ke land se ... Fir chudwale apne hi bhai ke land se ... Main chudwa loongi..
Wah ji wahh.. Bhabhi tumne ye khoob kahi... Par bhabhi ... Tum to jantee hi ho... main kitni badi chudakkad hun...
Haan jantee hun meri pyaree nanand .. Shadee se pahle tu apne bhaiya se apnee pyaas bujhatee thi... Mujhe to chuda chudaya lLand hi mila tha tere bhaiya ka.... Chuda Chudaya Land Mila tha to kya hua bhabhi.. Maja to apko poora hi deta hai... Apko to mera shukriya ada karna chahiye ki maine apke pati ko itni badhiya training dee hai ki apko khat kabaddi khel me kabhi bhi nirash na hona pade ...
Wo to hai ..
Achha chaliye mujhe apke bhaise chudwana hai..
Abhi ham sabke samne ???
Haan Kyun kya hua ??? Fir bhi Jharna ... Kuchh to sharam karo ... Apne hi Bhaiyya Bhabhi ke samne tum kaise chudwa sakti ho...
Kyun Kyun ... Kyun nahin chudwa sakti main ??? Ap bhi to raat bhar chudwa ke ayee ho na inse .. Fir Main Kyun nahin chudwa sakti ... Achha ab samjhi ... Apka fir se inhi se chudwane ka bichar hai...
Are Nahin. nahin... Inse dubara ... Na baba naa.. Meri Mat nahi maar rakhi hai... Rat se hi sooj rakhi hai meri boor .. Aur nahin sujwana hai... Aur aaj to main apne saiya se hi chudwaungi... Haan kal ki baat aur thi aur kal ki baat aur rahegi ..
Kal ki baat aur rahegi ... iska matlab kya hai bhabhi ???
Iska matlabye hai meri pyari nanad ki main itne mast land se chud chuki hun ... aaj to apne saiya se chudwaungi.. par kal mouka dekh kar chouka jaroor lagana chahungi...
Iska matlab aap apne hi bhai se Fir se chudwaoge ???
Kyun Kya hua .. Aap bhi to apne bhaise pahli baar chudayee thi.. to kya fir se firse nahin chudwa rahi ho..
Haan ye to hai bhabhi ji .. Kya hai pahli baar thodee sharam aatee hai... Fir sharam mar jaatee hai... Ab to mujhe apne bhaiya se chudwane me maja bhi khoob ata hai... Khair wo sab chhodo mujhe abhi issi wakt aapke bhaise chudwana hai....
Mera land khada hokar kadak ho chuka hai... Maine ghadi ki Taraf dekha aur bola... Didi ... please fir kabhi ... Abhi mujhe interview ke liye jana hai...
Jharna ka muh sukh gaya ...
Maine kaha .. Main nasta karleta hun... Fir interview ke liye jana hai...
Fir meri fuddi ka kya hoga ... Jo apke is land ko khane ke liye panee chhod rahi hai...
Are Jharna didi Main kahin bhaga thode hi jaa raha hun .. Dopahar talak aa jaunga ..
Didi ne mujhe nasta diya .. Main baith kar khane laga ... Itne me mujhe table ke neeche apne jaangh ke paas kisi ka haath mahsoos hua .. Maine neeche jhaanka to jharna thee... Maine kaha kya hua jharna didi ...
Kuchh nahin Ramu bhaiya aap nasta karo main apka Juice peeungi... Samay ki koi barbadi bhi nahin hogi ..
Main nasta karne laga aur .. Jharna ne mera land ko muh me lekar lolyy pop ki tarah chusne lagee...
Mere liye nasta karna dubhar ho gaya...
Itne me didi ne paratha mere Plate me dala... Mera muh kuchh ajeeb sa ho gaya tha ...
Are Ramu ... kya hua tujhe ... Aise muh kyon bana raha hai... Kya Paratha achha nahin bana hai...
Are nahin ddid paratha to achha bana hai..
Fir aise kyun muh bana rakha hai ..???
Aur Jharna kahan gayee... Abhi to tujhse chudwaungi bol rahee thi.. Lagta hai tumse nirash hokar apne bhaia se land pelwa rahii hogi... Janta hai Ramu Maha chudakkad hai meri Nanad ..Par hai bahut hi pyaree.. Aaj use bhi apne Land ka panee peela hi dena...
Wo to apna hissa abhi le rahee hai didi..
Apne hissa abhi le rahi hai.. Kya matlab hai tumhara ... Kahin table ke neeche se tera land to nahin chus rahee hai ????
Haan didi haan... Para apne aisa kaise anumaan lagaya...
Are pahle main bhi aise hi kartee thi ... Damu ke saath... Kahtee kahtee ruk gayee meri didi... Par kya kare Teer Kaman se nikal chuka tha .. Juban fisal chuki thi...

Damu ke saath .... ??? Iska matlab hai didi... Aap apne sage bhai ke saath chudwa chuki hai...
Are nahin nahin ... Sirf land chusa hai....
Kyun jhoot bol rahee ho bhabhi.. Maine apnee aankhon se dekha hai aapko apne bhaiya se chudwate.. Tabhi palang ke neeche se awaj ayee...
Are main sahi bol rahee thee na ... meri pyaree nanand jaroor tumhara land chus rahee hogee...
Wo sab chhodo didi .. Par aap Damu ke saath ...
Wo sab chhodo ... Wo sab aapko Bistar se baad me bataungi.. Abhi apna dhyan naste me kendrit kar.. Jharna didi aapn apna dhyan Mere Bhaiya ke Land par kendrit Karo ... Aur aap ... o Saiya ji haan haan main inke ssamne kuchh nahin bol rahee to iska matlab ye nahin ki aap saree ke bheetar hi apna haath ghusado... abhi chupchaap aap bhi nasta karo...Fir mere bhaiya ko unke interview walee jagah par chhodte hue office janan...
Jijaji sharmate hue bole.. Theek hai Ranee.. Par Aaj raat ko Nahin chhodunga tumhe...
Are Aaap kya mujhe nahin chhodenge .. Ulta Main hi apako nahin chhodunga... Aur Kahe deti hun ... Aaaj apni didi ko aankh uthakar bhi mat dekhna .. wo aaj raat keliye mere bhaiya ke liye booking hai...
Uttejana ke karan mera boora haal tha.. Neeche Jharna lagee hui thi ... Upar Didi ki baten sunkar main satwe aasman me tha... Ab teen din mere mouje hi mouje hain...
Itne me hi mere dhaar chhuta ... wah ri j Jharna Wah... Ek boond ko bhi jaya nahin kiya usne ... Sara hi maal apne halak me udel liya....
Bas bas hogaya .. Jharna ddid... ab to chhod do...
Pahle sapath lo ki raat ko mujhe jee bharke chodoge...
Main Tumhari fuddi ki aur apne land ki kasam khakar kahta hun ki aaj raat sirf aur sirf tumhe hi chodunga... Bas hogaya abto chhod do...
Haan ab theek hai...
Maine chain ki ssans lee... Theek Ahe Ghante Baad ..
Main aur Jijaji Taiyaar Hokar ke ghar se nikle .. Jijaji ne kaha .. sale sahab aaj tum Bike Chalao.. Ham bhi to dekhen ... tum kaisi sawari karte ho.. Maine kaha Apki gadi do do sawari bardast kar legi...
Jijaji ne kaha ... kabhi ek saath sawari kee to nahin hai.. aaj dekhte hai... sah legi ki nahin... waise aaj to tum meri bahan ki sawari karne wale ho na... meri biwi ki taraf aaj aankh uthakar mera matlab hai land uthakar bhi na dekhna ...
Oho jijaji .. ap bhi na kahan ki baat kahan jod lete ho... Main to apke bike ki baat kar raha tha ..
Main sab samajhta hun saale sahab .. kahin pe nigahen kahin pe nishana... Meri biwi ki fuddi me tha kal raat bhar tera Land ka thikana..
Are Jijaji Raat gayee baat gayee... Ab rasta batao..
Theek hai pahle baye chalte raho..
Maine Bike ko age badhaya .. Jijaji ka haath mere kamar se sata hua tha .. Dhere dheere unka haath mere paint ke upar mere land ko sahlane lage..
Maine haste hue unse poochha... Kyun Jijaji .. Khane ko mann kar raha hai... Haan sale sahab .. Jabse tera ye Land dekha hai na .. meri Gaand me najane kyun khujli si hone lagi hai...
Iska matlab hai jiju aap pahle bhi le chuke ho..
Are saale sahab college ke jamane me .. Ladki mili to mili Nahin to ek dusre ka muth marna .. Ek dusre ka Gaand marna ... Ye sab hamare liye achha time pass wala kaam tha..
Par Jijaji main nahin marwane wala gaand ...
Are sale sahab apko koun bolraha hai marwane ko.. Wo to Apka gadhe jaisa Land dekhkar mera mann machal utha .. Waise bhi aapki bahan mujhe kahan chhodne wali hai .. Saree raat uski Chudai karni padegi .. Pata nahi tumhare land ne uski fuddi ko mere land ke layak rakha hai ki nahin..
Are Jijaji aap bhi kaisi baate karte hai.. Fuddi bade land khane ke baad thode hi der me fir sikud jaati hai.. fir Patle land ko bhi utna hi maja deti hai .. Ladki ko bhi Fir Utna hi maja milta hai.. jitna pahle mila karta hai.. Aap Dekhlena raat ko didi apna chutad uchhal uchhal kar apse na chudwaye to boldena...
Theek Hai .. Bike kinare rokle ... Ye jo samne Laal Building Hai .. Na . Yahi pe neeche Office Haijahan tera interview hai...
Achha jiju ... Yaha se ghar kaise wapas jaunga ???
Yahin samne se 87 no. ki Bus pakad lena apne ghar ke paas ke chouk me pahunch jaoge..
Chalo fir theek hai Jiju .. Bye Bye.. Mera Interview Bada hi mast raha..selectors ki Teem me Do Sir the aur teen madam thee.. Kya kamseen Jawani thee un teeno ki yaron.. Mujhse jo sawal poochhe gaye unke makul jawab diya maine .. Do baje tak mera interview Khatam ho gaya .. Maine Bus pakadlee.. Bus ekdam khhchakhhach bharee hui thee... Mere ssamne kuchh ladkiyan thee aur thik mere age ek ladka unke peeche tha.. Uska ek haath ladki ke kamar me tha ..Ladki mare sharam ke bol nahin paa rahi thi .. Ladka Bheed ka fayda uthate hue Uske Kulhe ko Sahla raha tha .. ladki kasmasa rahi thi... Mujhe ye dekhte hue anand to aa raha tha ki ladki ne age wali ladki ke kaan me kuchh kaha. Ab uske age wali ladki peeche agaye aur peechewalai age chalee gayee.. Ye wali to uss se bhi mast thee... Ladka thode hi der ke baad me uske kuhle sahlane laga .. Ladki ne apna haath peeche kiya aur Ladke ka land ko Paint ke upar hi sahlane lagee... Ladka to masti me agaya... Main unko dekhte hue maje leraha tha .. Ladke ne paint ki Zip kholdee .. Sale ne neeche underwear bhi nahin pahna tha .. Land fadfada kar bahar nikal gaya .. ..Land ekdam mast kala tha ... Main soch raha tha ki kaas .. Ladke ki jagah main hota to kitna maja aata.. Itne me hi Ladke muhn se Bhayanak Cheenkh nikli aur sare bus me gunj gayee... Maine dekha ladki ne uske land ko pakad kar jor se marod diya hai...
Bus ekaek ruk gayee... Ladki peeche mudi aur ladke ke gal par tabad tod thappad barsane shuru kar diye... Sale Bus me bheed ka fayda uthakar Ladki ko chhedta hai..
Pablic ko bhi majra samajh me agaya tha ... Ladke ki paint ki khuli zip se latkte hue uske kalee land ne saari kahani public ko samjha dee thi...
Main Socha Ladki ne sahee Jawab Diya Hai..Kisi ne Sach hi kaha hai Maango usi se jo de khusi se aur na kahe kisi se.. ... Ladki Na Bole to Chhuna nahi... Ladki haan kahe to chhodna nahin... Agla Stoppage mera tha ... Maine dekha wo ladkiyan bhi darwaje ki aur badh rahee hai.. Bus ruki to ..pahle wo do ladkiyan utri fir main... Wo age age badhte gayee main unke peeche peeche ... Mere Pyaree pathkon main unka peecha nahin kar raha tha .. Main to apne didi ke ghar ke taraf ja raha tha ..
Itne me ek Pahle wali Ladki ne dusri wali ko kuchh kaha to dusri walee ladki ne ulate hue mujhse kahan... Kyon apko bhi parsadi chahiye kya .. jo hamara apeecha kar rahe hai????
Maine Ghabrate hue kaha.. are madam Main apke peeche nahi chal raha hun balki aap dono mere age chal rahe hain.. Main to apni didi ke yaha ja raha hun..
Achha ji ... kiske yahan ja rahe ho.. ??? Hamare Muhalle ke to lagte nahin ho..[

Apne thee pahchana .. Main Iss muhalle ka to kya iss sahar ka hi nahin hun.. Yaha meri didi ki shadee ho rakhee hai .. Unke ghar me ja raha hunn.
Kiske yahan..???
Jee meri didi ka naam ..... hai.
Ham to nahin jantee... Unke husband ka naam bolo...
Are Main jijaji ka naam to janta hi nahin hun..
Wah ji wah ... Apni didi ko unke ssath chudwane ko... Oho sorry sorry .. unke ssath rahne ko chhod diye ho aur apne Jijaji ka naam hi nahin jante ...
Asal me wo mere dost ke jijaji hain...
Are tumhare koi Jijaji wijaji nahin rahte yaha.. Tum bus se hi hamara ghar ka pata janne ke liye Hamar peecha kar rahe ho..Lagta hai Tum usi ladke ke dost ho jiske land ko maine bus me maroda tha... Lagta hai tumhe bhi hamari marammat ki jaroorat hai..
Are Nahin nahin .. baahno...
Bahno... Bahan hogi teri khud ki bahan ... Mera naam Rashmi hai aur ye Disha Hai... Ab tum Maar khane ke liye taiya ho jao...
Dono ladkiyan mere taraf badhne lagee...
Tabhi mujhe Jharna ka khayal aaya
Are madam .. Meri didi ki nanad ka naam Jharna hai ..
Dono hi ladkiya ruk gayee... Achha achha tum Jharna ke mehmaan ho...
Chalo theek hai hamdono ka ghar bhi uske bagal me hi hai ... Chalo Chalte hai,,
Main unke saath chalne laga... Wo dono mujhe dekhtee hui muskara rahi thi aur aapas me baten kar rahi thi... aaj iss bachhu ki kahir nahin... Jharna Badi Land khor hai... Raat bhar me isse nichod dalegi...
Main unki baton ke maje le rahatha ...
Itne me hi ham ghar agya .. Maine dekha meri didi ka ghar beech me hai.. Ek ka ghar baye taraf to dusre ka daye taraf ... Dono ne mujhe Bye kiya muskurate hue .... Aur main apne didi ke ghar ki taraf badha ...
Darwaje ki ghanti bajane se pahle hi darwaja khulla.. Darwaje pe Jharna Gusse me thi..
Ye dono land khorni apko kahan se mil gayee??? Salee Badi hi land khor hai.. Insa dubara nahin milna... Nahin to land ko poora hi ukhad lengi.. Waise dono mili khan tumhe ...
Maine sara wakya use sunaya .. To Jharna haske lotpot hogayee...
Waise jharna Tumhare naam se bach paya hun aaj .. nahin to dono mujhe peetne walee thee..
Achha kaise...
Maine jab dusra wakya sunaya to Jharna ki hansi rukee hi nahin... Thodi der ke baad jab wo normal hui to kaha... Achha Hua Jo Tumne mera Naam liya.. Nahin to tumko dara dhamka kar apne ghar lejaatee aur jee bhar kar chudwatee...
achha aisi chudakkad hai dono...
dono...??? Dono nahin usnki mammiya bhi to hainn ... Wo unse bhi badi land khor hain... Ladkiya ladke patakar latee hai aur sara khandan chudwata hai.... Mujhse thoda dartee hain... Waise mere bare me kuchh ulta pulta to nahin bol rahi thi naa???
Nahin nahin... apka naam sunte hi dono peeche hat gayee... Thode hi der me apna ghar agya...
Chalo theek hai...ab fresh ho jao.. Main chay bana deti hun...
Didi... Didi kahan gayee???
Didi... Kaun Didi... ???
Are meri did ... Apki Bhabhi...
Achha Bhabhi.. yaar main in risto se confuse ho jaatee hun ... Mujhe to bas ek rista samjah me aataa hai..
Kounsa rista ???
Bus apna to ek hi rista se wasta padta hai... Wahi pasand bhi aataa hai..
Are batao bhi kounsa rista ...
Wahi .. Land aur fuddi ka...Mere hisab se har ladka ladka hota hai aur ladki ladki .. Yane riste me kuchh bhi lage ...
Achha yane apko land lene me asani ho...
Haan....Chalo chalo fresh ho jao... Chay peelo ... aur iss se pahle ki bhabhi padosh se ajaye tum shuru ho jao... Main jaldi se Bathroom me ghusa aur fresh ho kar ke turant hi bahar nikla.. Bahar Chay ki pyali liye Jharna didi mera intezar kar rahi thee. Usne apna dress nikal kar nighty pahanlee thee. Nighty ke neeche usnke kale rang ki Bra aur Panty uske gore badan par khoob jam rahee thee.. Hamne jaise taise Chay khatam kee. Jharna kisi bhookhi sherni ki tarah mere upar toot padee... Mere bahon me akar chumban ki jhadee lagadee usne..
Main Bhi kahan peeche hatne wala tha.. Maine bhi use apne bahon me lekar uski chuchiyon ko dabane laga ... Jharna siskariyan nikalne lagee...
Ramu bhaiya ... Subah se khoob tadpee hun.. tumhara ye Land khane ke liye... Ab aur na tadpao mere Bhaiya .. Ban jaon mere saiyan... Karlo ta ta thaiya....
Hai hai jharna didi khoob tadap rahi thee.. mujhe chumtee hi ja rahee thee.. Main sofe ke upar aur wo mere upar... Meri loongi Kabki khool chuki thee... Land Underwear ke kaid se azad hona chahta tha... iss se pahle ki main Underwear nikal ta ... Jahrna ne ek jhatke se use nikal fainka ....
Hay Bhaiya...ye kya hai...
Meri pyaree Jharna ... Yahi to hai Mera pyara gahna... Jo chahta hai teri fuddi me ghusna ... Please ab mana mat karna ... Isse pahle thoda sa apne muhn me lelena....
Na... Baba naa... Ye agar meri fuddi me ghus gaya... Samjho ki mera kabada hogaya .. Ye land nahi Land raaj hai... Meri fuddi ki samat aaj ayee hai..
To kya bahna mujhse bina fuddi ke hi rahna hoga... Lagta hai Aaj bhi muthhi markar hi kam chalana hoga ...
Nahin mere pyare bhai ... Aisa gajab kyun sochte ho...
Aaj tumse chudwana hai... Bhale fuddi ko fatna ho... Ham dono Batein bhi kar rahe the aur ek dusre ke kapde bhi kholte ja rahe the .. Thode hi der me .. Ham dono janam jaat nange ho chuke the ... Maine kahan jharna didi apka badan to bahut khoobsurat hai..
Kya mera badan bhabhi se bhi jyadah khoobsurat hai..???
Bhabhi ki chuchiya masta hain to apke kulhe mastane hain... Chut abhi chakhi nahi... chakh kar swad batata hun ...
Main neeche jhuka ...... Jahrna ke fuddi ke upar makhmali jhaant uge hue the .. Lagta tha hafte bhar pahle saaf kiye honge ..
Jahrna didi ne kaha .. Kya bataun bahiya .. Jabse bhabhi Maike gayee bhaiya ne mujhe yahan bula liya aur raat dinmeri fuddi ki chudai karte rahte hai.. isi chakkar me baal saaf karna hi bhool gayee.
Maine ek pyara sa chumma fuddi ke upar diya to jharna upar se neeche talak gangana gayee..
Hai Ramu ye kya kar rahe ho... Pahle chumban me hi main kaise ho gayee hun...
Didi ye to shuruwat hai .. age age dekho kya hota hai... Maine naak satakar soongha to boor me se bheenee bheenee mahak aarahithi jo mujhe aur jyadah madak bana rahi thee..
Maine chut ke dane ke upar jeebh sataya to jharna didi ki muhn se oh .. aah .. jaisi awaj nikalnee shuru ho gayeee...
Main ab chapar chapar kar ke unki boor ko chatne laga ...
Mere pyare pathkon.. aap sabne kabhi na kabhi kahin na kahin kutte ko kutiya ki boor cht te hue jaroor dekha hoga ... Main bhi aaj iss kutiya ka kutta hi bana hua tha ...
Haan .. Haan ... aise hi bhaiya ... aise hi chat te raho... Bahut maja aa raha hai... Aisa maja to pahli baar aa raha hai...
Kyun Jija ji aapk ki boor aise nahin chat te kya..???
Jija ji ..?? Are Koun se jijaji ...??? Apki Didi ke patee ya mere pati??? Mere Bhaiya ko to Chut chatne ka souk hai nahi.. Unko to Land chatne ka souk hai ... Haan Mere pati ko thod bahut chut chataee aatee jitni ki maine unhe training dee hai..
Kya Matlab hai aapka didi .. Hamare Jijaji .. Land khor hain????
Kya main jhooth bol rahin hun??? Maine apni aankhon se Damu Bhaiya ka Land chuste hue dekha hai unko...
Are Raam Raam Raam...
Are Bhaiya Wo sab choodo a... aur lage raho.. haan ... haan .. aise hi .. Bas.. Main Gayee .. Main to gayee mere pyare bhaiya ..
Jharna didi ka badan akad kar ke shant ho gaya . Main samajh gaya ki unka to bas hogaya ... Jharna didi ne mera haath pakda aur bedroom me legayee.. Mujhe palang par dhakelte hue ab wo mere upar agyee...
Chumbano ki bouchhar karte hue Dheere dheere wo neeche aur neeche badhne lagee.. aur meri saanse rukne lagee,...
Hay bhaiya ... maine to isse kha jaungi....
Ari bahna Kha jaaa.. Fir apni tadaptee hui boor me Rasoi gharse Baigan lakar ghusa lena ....
Chhee bhaiya ... Aaap bhi kaisi baaten karte hai... Baigan bhi koi ghusane ki cheej hotee hai bhala.. .. Haan Gajar ho... Mooli Ho to baat dusrii hai...
To Bhaiya jannat me jane ke liye apni aankhe band karlo...
aaur thode hi der me main sachmooch me jannat me pahunch chuka tha.. Land chusai me uski koi barabari nahin kar saktee thee... atleast aaj talak jitni bhi ladkiya mera land chus chuki hai.. unme wo topper thee... Mere muhn se siskiyan ubal rahee theee... Hai meri jharna didi .. Haan aaise hi lage raho... haan ...
Jharna didi mere land ko chusti hui mere andkoshon se khel rahi thee... Mere and koshon me khoon jama hone laga.. mera badan akadne laga..

Hay didi apna moonh hatalo... Mera paanee nikalne wala hai... Are didi hatalo ... mera pani nikalne hi wala hai... didi ... hatalo... didi .. hai nikal gaya abto ... salee didi .. hay ye kya kar rahee ho... mera panee pee rahi ho.. hay didi ... tum sachmuch me mahan ho. aaj talak kisine bhi mere land ka panee nahin peeya tha ...
Jharna didi mere land ka akhir boond tak nichod lee..
Mere land ko nahin chood rahee thee.. Meri aankhen band thee.. Lag raha tha ki jaise main aasman me ud raha hun ... Thode hi der me mera land fir se tan tana gaya ...
Bhaiya ... Aapka land wwah ... apke land ka panee .. bahut hi majedarr tha bhaiya ...
Jharna didi... aaj talak aap kitne land chus chuke ho...
Mere ko kya Randi soch rakhe ho bhaiya ??? Bas Mera siya ka ... Mera Bhaiya ka... Aaur aaj aapka...
Aur Damu ka??? Unka nahin chusa hai kya aapne ???
Damu Bhaiya ka... Aapko kisne kaha.. Jaroor bhabhi ne meri pol patti kholee hogee...
Are Nahin jharna didi .. Meri didi ne kuchh nahin bataya .. wo to maine andhere me teer chood aaur nishane pe lag gaya ..
Haan ... haan .. unka bhi chusa hai ... Hogaya ..bas itna hi land chusa hai.. Par aapka un sabse anokha .. sabse majedaar ... Sabse damdaar ... are sabse damdaar hai ki nahin wo to thode hi der me pata chal jayega ..
Ye mera Land hai Jharna didi ... aaj aapki fuddi faad nahin diya to bolna....
Are Jao jao ... Bhaiya ... aap kya meri fuddi fadoge... Bhabhi ki Fuddi samjha hai kya??? Unki fuddi to bas mere bhaiya se aur aaj pahlee baar apke land se chudi hai... Main pakki Landkhor hun ... Sasural me kisi ko nahin chhoda hai maine..
Kahtee kahtee ruk gayee jharna didi a.. aur mere chhatee pe mukke marne lagee...
Badmash kahin ke mere muhn se ugalwa hi liya ki main kheli khai hui hun... Haan main mantee hun ki maine bahut land khaye hai parr sachh kahtee unme se koi sa bhi land aapke land ki barabari ka nahin hai... Aapka land to lando ka sardar hai sardaar. Ab meri Baaree thee ..main uski fuddi me apna muhn fir se laga baitha.. Jharna didi ne mujhe pyar se jhidka ... Yun hi fuddi ko chat te rahoge kya bhaiya .. Land ka istemaal kab karoge .. Dekho bhaiya .. iss se pahle ki bhabhi aa jaye aur hame iss awastha me dekhle .. please aajao .. aur na tadpao..
Main unke dono jaanghon kee beech ghutno ke bal baith gaya .. jharna didi ne pahle se hi apne chutado ke neeche ek mota sa takiya laga liya tha ... mera land ghusne ke liye poori tarah taiyar tha ..maine land ke supade ko fuddi ke muhane pe sataya ... ek halka sa dhakka lagaya ... josh me aakar ke jharna didi ne neeche se apna chutad uchhala aurr... mere land ka supada badi hi teji ke saath sarr sarate hue apne amnjil ki aur badha aur fuddi me dastak dete hue dono deewaron ko cheerte hue ghhus gaa ..
Hay raam re ...Kya hai ye bhaiya ... Land ghusao.. apna haath nahinn..Par apke dono haath to mere dono chuchiyon ko daba rahe hai...
Maine dusra dhakka laga diya tha ..Mera pyara land chut ki deewaron ko chirte hue andar ghusne ki koshish me kamyabi haaseel karlee...
Hay Bhaiya .. Nikalo... Aise thode hi ghusate hain land ...
Na.. na meri Jharna didi ... Mera Land se apka kya hoga ... Aap to pakki land khor hain naa...
Bhaiya mujhe maaf karo... Par ye land ko nikalo...
Mera teesra aur damdaar dhakka lag chuka tha...
Hay raam re mari main... Mammi Bachao... Please bhaiya ... Nikal lo warna main to gayee kaam se...
Maine Land ko thoda sa bahar nikala...
Haan ... haan bhaiya .. Nikal lo... apna land ... Main to bas apne bhaiya se ... apne saiyan..se.. Kabhi apne sasur se ... Kabhi jeth se ... Kabhi apne noukar se.. kabhi apne Nandoi se... chudwakar ke apne fuddi ki pyas mita loongi... Are ram re .. Yekya bhaiya ... Land nikalte hue ... Hay dhakka marke fir ghusa diya re... Hay meri fuddi aaj fat ke rahegi... .. Haan nikalo ... bas chhodo mujhe.... Hay fir se ghus adiya...
Nikalo... Are Mat ghusao... Nikalo ... Are Mat Nikalo ... Ghusao... haan haan ghusao mere saiyaan .. Han mere bhiaya... Haan aab maja ane laga hai..
Jharna didi ab maje se chutad uchhalne lagi thee.
Maine bhi apne dhakkon ki speed badha dee..
Kamre me fachh fachh ki awajen gunjne lagee ..
Hai Bhiaya ..mera to panee nikla ...nikla..mere saiyan... aur Jharna didi shant ho gayee..
Mera Panee abhi nahin nikla tha ...
Main Tabadtod dhakka lagaye ja raha tha ... Thode hi der me mera panee nikalne ka time hua... Main poochha ..Jharna didi ..Mera panee kahan nikalun...
Bhaiya mere andar hi daal do...
Aapke andar.. Kahin aap???
To Kya hua .. Pregnent ho jaungi naa??? Tab to meri saas khus ki unhe pota milega...
Mera Pati khus ki wo baap banne wala hai...
Mera sasur bhi khus ki unki bahu ek saath unhe dadaji bhi banane wali hai aur pitajee bhi...
Waise hi Jeth ji Bhi Eksaath Baap aur Tau banke khus to... Dewar .. Baap aur chah banke khus ... Aur Main to khus hi khuss... Bas apne dhakkon speed kam na karna mera Raja.. Mera bhi nikalne wala hai... Hai ... Nikla ...
Haan didi Mera bhi nikla... Nikla hay didi....
Haan Hann Bhaiya girado sab panee mere andar ...

Jharna o jharna .... Bahu o.. bahu ... are kahan mar gaye sabke sab ... Hay .. Hay Jharna ye kya Kar rahee hai tu... Jamaee Raja ke saath din me hi shuru ho gayee.. Are Ye to hamare jamai Raja nahin hain.... Koun Hai ye .... Ham dono Chounk gaye... Jharna Chaddar ko apne Charon aur lapet lee... Main chupchaap nanga hi khada rah gaya ...
Wo.. Wo... Kya hai.. Maan
Wo Wo kya kar rahi hai ... Ye koun hai bata .. Jiss se tu apni Bur chudaee karwa rahi thi... Tujhe sharam nahi ayee ... Shadee ke baad bhi bur chudaee karwate hue... Tujhe kitna samjhaya tha maine ki Bhale apne sasur ,jeth, dewar , Nandoi kisi se bhi chudwale ... Par kisi bahar wale ko apni bur mat diyo.. meri Lado... Jamana Bahut Kharab hai ....
Par mammi ye to jaanpahchan wala hai.. Ristedaar Hai...
Jaan pahchal wala hai.... Rishtedar hai... Main to isse nahin jantee..
Are Maan... Ye apna damu bhaiya ka dost hai...Bhabhi ke saath aya hai,,,
Achha achha ... Par hay raam iska Land to dekho... Jharna .. Ise apne andar na dalwana meri lado... Warna kisi aur land ke kawil na rah payegi...
Par Mammi main to chudwa chuki hun mammi...
Kya ... Chudwa chuki hai....??? Hay teri chut ka to bhosda bangaya hoga beti...
Are nahin mammi ... Mujhe Khoob maja aya....
Sach me beti... Kaisa laga ... Batana
Sabse shaandaar ... sabse damdaar ... rasdaar ...
Sach...
Mooch... Ab uski Mammi bhi mere nange badan ko ghoor ghoor ke dekh rahi thee... Hay Hay Beti Aisa shandaar Land .. Aaj talak maine nahin dekha beti ... Tere Pitaji ke gujarne ke baad aaj pahli baar main land dekh rahi hun...
Kyun Jhooth bol rahi ho mammi..??? Pichhli baar Ye aye the ..tab
Ye .. Ye koun beti ...
Tum bhi na mammi... Ye matlab apke Jamai Raja ... Mere Patidev... Pichhli baar apne unka nahin chakha tha kya..???? Ye to mujhe bata rahe the ki tumhari Mammi ki boor fuli hui pawroti sarikhee hai...
Kya peechli baar wo Jamai Raja the... ... Tabhi Mujhe Lag raha tha ye Land kuchh alag sa hai..Hay Bhagwan Bete ke Bharose Jamai se hi Chud gayee...
Kya ... Kya Bol rahee ho Mammi ... Aap apne bete se ... Hai Bhagwan apko sharam nahin ayee Mammi apne bete se chudwate hue...
Sharam to bahut aayee beti .... Bahut hi sharam aayee.. Beti Jab main ek raat ko panee peene Jar hi thee ... Aur maine dekha ki mera Pyara beti meri Pyaree beti ko chod raha tha ... Bahut hi sharam aayee beta..
Main... Main nahin ...
Achha ... beti mujhse jhooth ...
Sorry Mommy ....
Theek hai... Us din mujhe Laga ... Agar meri beti chudwa sakti hai mere bete se to main kyun nahin.... Meri beti mouj udawe aur main Ghar me mast land hote hue apne Boor me Gajar ...mOoli ... Baigan pelti rahun....
Achha ... Main bhi soch rahi thee... roj roj Kitchen me se Gajar mooli ek ek karke Gayab hote jarahe the ....
To ... mammi apne apne bete ko sheeshe me kaise utara ...
Ek din tu college gayee hui thee... Tere bhaiya ki abhi shadee nahin hui thee... Bhaiya office se aye to maine use dekh kar garam hone lagee... maine soch liya tha .. ki aaj to iss ke land ko meri fuddi me har halat me ghusana hi hai... Bas ... use pahle daraya .... dhamkaya ... fir samjhaya .... fir bade pyar se uske land ko apni fuddi me ghuswaya ....
Aur jab ek baar shuru hogaya ... to aaj talak khatam nahin hua ... Maine laakh koshish ki thee kisiko ye baten maloom na ho... Yahan tak ki shadee ke baad meri bahu ko aaj tak ye pata nahin hai... Tune kaise dekh liya bhagwan jane...
Aap galat soch rahee ho mammi.... Billi aankh bandkar ke doodh peete hue ye soch tee hai ki use koi dekh nahin raha hai.... Billi ke apne aur aata dekh kar Kabutar ye sochta hai ki billi ko bhi dikhayee nahin de raha hai...
To ...kya meri bahu ko bhi pata hai....
Haan... achii tarah pata hai... Balki usi ne kaha tha bhaiya ko ki nanand aur sasu ko bhi jamkar choda karo... taanki unko land khane ke liye bahar idhar udhar na bhatakna pade....
Hay... Main kaise muh dikhaungi apni bahu ko ... jab wo mayke se ayegi...
Bhabhi mayke se aa chuki hai... Aur sharmane ki kono jaroorat nahin hai... Bas Enjoy karte raho...
Theek hai beti... Par ye .... inko hamari batein jo pata chal gayee hai...
Koi baat nahin .... Ye bhi ghar ke hi aadmi hai... Aap bindaas inse bhi chudwa saktee ho...
Sach me beti... Ye bhi meri buddhi ho chuki boor ko pelega ....
Haan haan mammi kyun nahin pelega ...
Mera to maa beti ke baton se boora haal tha ... Main to pahle se hi nanga tha ... Mera land tantana chuka tha ...
Uski mammi mere kareeb aakar ke ... mere land ko haath se shalane lagee...
Hay sach me beti ... bahut hi pyara hai ... mera to kachumar nikal jaye ga beti...
To fir na chudwa... Main akele chudwa loongi...
Kyon .... akeli kyu chudawayegi.... Beti Chudwaye aur maa tadaptee rahe... Ya ho hi nahin sakta beti...
sasumaa ...mere land ko chumma deti hui chusne lagee... Bade hi majedaar dhang se chus rahee thee....
Maine bhi unki chuchiyonko blouse ke upar se hi dabana chalu rakha ...
Bas... bas beta ... ek to tum dono ki chudai ... dekhkar meri chut aise hi panee chood rahee hai .. ab aur na tadpa...bas ek baar ghusade ....
Sasumaa... Lahanga samet saree ko upar kiya aur apni bhouns ko mujhe dikhate hue palang par let gayee...
Saasu maa ki chut ek dam safachat thee... Fuli hui pawroti ki tarah. Main apne aapko rok na paya aur ek shandar pappi de daalee uski fuddi pe ... Sasumaa buri tarah lahra gayee... Hay bete kya kar rahe ho...
Maine jeebh se chatna jaaree rakha ..
Hay bete ... bahut hi jaandaar dhang se chus rahe ho... aisi boor chatee to damu ne bhi nahi ....
kya mammi... aap damu bhaiya se bhi boor chatwa chuke ho...
Haan ri beti... jis din din me tumhe choda tha na... Usi raat ko pahunch gayee thee chupke se uske kamre me ... andhere me saale ko maloom hi nahin pada ... ki beti hai ya bete ki amma.... Chudne ke baad jab usne light jalaee to chounka ... Main malaee chatne ke baad apne hoton par jeebh fira rahee thee...
Tab damu ne kaha tha... Main bhi sochu ... jharrna didi ki boor me royedaar baal the din me... abhi safachat hai ... waah kya baat hai... subah nimbu sareekhe chuchiyan thee abhi rasdaar aam hai... Aur subah se jyadah abhi maje lele kar ke chutad uchhalte hue chudwa rahee hai... Mujhe kya pata tha ki ye jharna didi nahin aap ho... waise Jharna Didi se bhi jyadah maja diya aapne ...
Maine kaha .. aisa kya ... Fir aur ek baar chudwana chahoge meri boor ko ..
Kyun nahi sasuumaa...
Aur iss tarah beti uss raat damune mujhe teen baar choda raat bhar me ...
Main bhi to sochun mammi sale ne raat ko aane ka wayda to kiya tha ..par aya nahin.. Meri bhi din ke chudaee ke karan thakawat se neend agayee warna mujhe bhi wo nazare dekhne ko mil jate ...
Ye sab batein sun kar mera land .. boori tarah khada ho chuka tha .. Maine jharna didi se kaha .. Us din nahin dekha to kya hua jharna didi .. aaj aap dekhlo apni pyaree mammi ko chudwate hue .. balki main unhe chod ta hun ...tum apni fuddi unse chatwa bhi sakte ho....
Haan .. ye baat sahi rahegi..
Main ... nahin...chee chhee ... mujhe chut chatna achha nahin lagta ...
Achha mammi mera muh na khulwao... Bhabhi ki boor to bade hi majedar dhang se chustee ho...
Tune kab dekha jharna...
Bhaiya jab pandrah dino ke liye bahar gaye hue the ... Aap apne kamre me apni boor me mooli pilwa rahi thee... Ekaek bhabhii apke kamre aagyee ... apki makhmalii boor dekh kar ke wo apne aapko rok nahin payee. aur unhone aapka boor chusa tha.... Uske baad aapne me bhi boor chuskar ke unhe bhi utna hi maj diya tha...
Achha ... achha ... tab... bahut din ho gaye beti... Achha aaja ... mujhe bhi bahut din hogaye kisi ki fuddi ko chate...Aur Bitwa aap kya sun rahe ho... sunn ne ke saath saath Fuddi me land bhi ghusao mere Raja... Bahut dino ki pyasee hun...Meri Pyaas bujhado... Are beta dheere dheere ghuao... Bas bete utna hi rahne do... Bas beta takleef ho rahi hai...Bas ... Hay Raam ...beti bachale mujhe ...
Are Bhaiya ... aap mammi ki baton par dhyan mat do... ghused do poora ka poora..
Ari chhinal ... tu... to jamane bhar ka land khatee hi rahtee hai... Mujhe to kabhi kabhi hi mouka milta hai ....Please bete thoda dheere .... are ... ye kya ... tune to poora jad tak ghusa diya re... hay main maree re.... ..aah ... aah bete ... thoda dheere .. haan aise hi lage raho .. age peeche karte raho... Bahut dino ke baad aisa jaan dar louda mila hai meri fudi ko... Bas aise lage rah beta ... thoda jorse bete ... haan ..haan speed badhaa...Main bhi neeche se apna chutad uchhalrahi hunn
Are maa...aise hi bakbak karte rahehi ki ..meri fuddi ko bhi chategi..???
Chat rahi hun beti ... salee maha chudakkad ho gayee hai tu...
Haan ..chudakkad mammi ki chudakkad beti.... Aap bhi to apne jamane ki mahan chudakkad thee... Padosh walee Kaki to kahtee thee... muhalle ke kisi ko nahin chhoda tha aapne...
Aur kya karteemain... tere babuji mahine me do teen din hi ate the .... sharab peekar do teen dhakka lagakar ke bagal me so jate the. Haan ..bete aise hi lage raho... mast chudai karte ho beta... Bas aise hi karte raho... Mainbahut hi khus hun beta ... tumhe raat ko ek surprise gift dungi beta.. nayee fuddi...
Mammi ... Mammi
Kya hai beta .. chus to raheen teri fuddi ... baat to karne degi..
Mammi main ye kah rahee hun ... ap nayee fuddi bhaiya ko gift dene wale ho... Kya mayke se suitcase me fuddi pack karwa kar layee ho...
Are Nahin beta ... Main to apni bahu ko khus karne ki soch rahee thee...
Kya baat kar rahi ho Mammi... Aapko sharam aani chahiye... ek bhaiko apni bahan se chudaee karwaogee.. tum...
Are Betee ... Ye kounsa bahu ranee ka saga bhai hai... Aur jab tum apne sage bhai se chudwa saktee ho... Jab Main apne bete ke saath chudwa saktee hun to Ye bechara peeche kyun rahe.. Milegi awasya milegi beta ...
Are mammi aap jis nayee fuddi ki baat kar rahee ho.. Bhaiya ne uska udghatan saaree raat bus me kar liya hai... Subah jab bhabhi aayee to unki chut boori tarah sooj rakhee thee. Maine garam panee se seka tab jakar ke kuchh aaram mila tha bhabhi ko...
Kya .... Are beta tum to chhupe rustam nikle... Meri bahu ka bhi Jawab nahin... Ek dam mast lounde ke Bahan hai... Damu ka land bhi tumare samne kuchh nahin hai beta ... Are ... mera paani nikalne wala hai.... Are nikla beta .. dhakka band nahin karna beta aise hi lage rah...
Maine dhakke ki gatee tej kardee... aur thode hi der me mere andkosh bhi bharee hone lage ... Sasu maa... Mera bhi nikalne wala ... kahan giraun....
Are Beta meri fuddi me hi girade... Meri mahwari to hogayee hai band... Aur .. waise bhi maine apna operation karwa rakha tha... Kono chinta walai baat na hai mere laal ... Girade .. Haan ... bahut garam hai tera maal... o mere laal... Haan ... haan bharde meri fuddi ko... Saasu maa... Jharna ki fuddi chattee hui boli...
Haan Mammi aap bhi meri fuddi me lage raho...Haan mera bhi chhutne walahai...
Haan...Nikla ree meri chudakkad mammi ...nikla mera maal....
Ham teeno hi paseene paseene ho gaye... aur palang me main dono ke beech me ludhak gaya ...
Teeno hi gahree gahree saanse lene lage...
Ekaek kisine kamre pravesh kiya to ham teeno hi chounk gayee..... Are ,,,, Jharna didi ... ate hee shuru ho gayee mere Ramu Bhaiya ke saath... Hay hay... saath me ye koun hai.. are saasu maa aap...
Maine dekha ye to meri pyaree didi thee...
are sasumaa .. apko sharam aanee chahiye ... apne bete barabar ladke se chudwa rahe ho...
Are beti kya hua ... itni gusse me kyun hai... Aaja tu bhi chudwale apne bhaiya se...
Are ... Raam Raam ... Ye kaisi baaten kar rahin hai mammi ji aap...Bhala main apne bhai ke dost se kaise chudwa saktee hun....??? Kuchh to sharam karo...
Aree bahu... Raat bhar apne bhai ke saath bus me ek hi slipper me ... Ek hi Kambal ke neeche.... Nange hokar ke kya Bhajan gaa rahe the dono
Are sasu Maa ... wo... ye aapse kisne kaha ... ???
Mujhe sab pata chal chuka hai beti ... Khair main tumse bilkul bhi naraz nahin hun...Balki main to shukragujar hun tumhari ki tumne isse yaha laya .. aur mujhe salon baad Land se chudwane ko mouka mila ...
Salon baad ... Are Mammi ji ... Pandar din pahle jab mayke jaa rahi thee tab to chudwaya tha na apne bete ke saath...
Are Nahin to....
Kyun jhooth bol rahee ho mammi ji ...
Are wo jaldwajee me itna maja nahin ayaree....
Aachha ..Bahu.... Ja apne bhai ke liye nasta le aa... Thak gaya hai bechara ... Aur raat ko fir se mehnat aur bhee to karnee hai....
Maan nasta karke apne kamre me aakar palang par aagaya ... aankhe band karke sochne laga ... Hai bhagwana .. Tera laakh laakh shukra hai jo tune mujhe yahan bheja.. Hotel Ka bhada bhi bachaa... Khane ka kharcha bhi bachha.... Bhos chudaee ke Kharche bhi bache... Wah bhagwanji ... Wah....
Main sochne laga ... wah bhagwan ne aaj jo chhappar faad kar ... nahin lahanga utha kar chut ki barsaat kardee hai... Pahle mere Gahre dost ki Shadisuda Bahan .. Fir Uski Nand. Meri to yaron Lottery khul gayee thee. .... Pahle Mere Gahre dost ki shadeeshud abahan ,,, Fir uski nanad... uske baad uski saumaa.... Pata nahi aage kya kya honewala hai....
Mujhe Pata tha ki Land khor aurten... Mujhe raat bhar chian se sone nahin dengi... Isiliye kuchh der aaram karna jaroori thaa.....
Ye sab sochte sochte meri neend lag gayee... aur main sapno ki duniya me kho gaya ... Sapne me koi apsra mere land se khel rahee thee.... Aur fir land Chusne lagee aur mujhe bhi bada maja aane laga ...
Ekaek meri neend khuli to kya dekhta hun koi sachmuch me meri paint ki chain kholkar mere land ko chus raheee haii... Nahin nahin ye to land ko chus raha hai...
Chus raha hai... Haan ji mere pyare pathkonmaine dhyan se dekha to wo aur koi nahin..Mere pyare jijajee the....
Maine ...kaha... jijaji ye kya kar rahe ho...???
Are ... yaar sale sahab subah se jab se tera land dekha tha ... chusne ko bada mann kar raha tha .. Bada achha mouka haath laga hai...Teri didi rasoi ghar me hai...Meri didi.. pane kamre me hai... Matashree tv dekh rahi hai .. Itne shandaar mouka main to haath se jane nahin deta sale shab ... bas chupchap bina awaj kiye maje lete raho ..aur mujhe maje dete raho....
Maine chup rahna hi uchit samjha...
Jijaji mere land ko bade hi shandaar dhang se chuse ja rahe the ... Mujhe bhi bada hi maja aa raha tha... Jijaji ko lagta hai land chusne me maharat hasil thee... Mera land unke muhn me bade hi muskli se jaa raha thaa...Par we bhi haar maan ne walon me se nahin the ... Lage rahee... aur tab tak lage rahe ... jab tak ki mere land ki akhir boond ko apne halak me udel nahin liya....
Maine kaha .. waah jijaji ... aap to bade shandaar dhang se chuste ho....
Haan sale sahab... Land chusne me main Hostel champion tha.... Itne me hi sasumaa ne kamre me pravesh kiya aur kahne lagee beta... uth ke fresh ho jao... fir raat bhar khat kabaddi bhi to khelni hai... are mera Raaja beta bhi hai apne sale sahab ke saath... Are re .. beta ye kya kar raha hai... Bahu Ranee ke bhai ke land ko kyun chus raha hai beta... Hai Ram... Tujhe sharam nahin ayee kya beta... Aisee gandee harkat karta hai...
Kya baat hai maa???
Dekhna jharna beti mera apna beta Bahu Ranee ke bhai ke land ko chus raha hai..?? Kitna ganda hai chee...chee...
Kya baat hai sasumaa??? Kya hua ???
Are Bahu rnaee ..dekh tere pati ko ... tere bhai ke land ko chus raha ... chee chee...
Hay bhaiya kya Kar rahe tum... Tumhe sharam nahin ayee..???
Hay Raam ... Sach me ... Aaap ye kya kar rahe hain.. jee.. Chhe chee... mere bhai ke land klo kyun chus rahe hain aap???
Hai ree mere ghar ke sati savitri aurten... Hay main.. to sharam se paanee panee ho ja raha hun.. aap logon ke yaha eka ek aa jane se... Aap logon ko yahan aane se pahle darwaja to khatkhatana chahiye tha... Dekhona... tumlogon ne hame iss awastha me dekh liya... Hay ram kitni sharam ki baat hai....
Aur nahin to kya bhaiya... kitni sharam ki baat hai.. aap apne sale sahab ka land chuse ja rahe hain...
Aur tu ... jo dopahar teen baje kar rahi thi wo kya tha meri pyaree Jharna bahan ... uss time kya tum hamare sale sahab ko Rakhee bandh rahi thee.???
Wo... wo.. Bhaiya ...
Kya ..wo..wo. Bhaiya...
Par beta .. Sale ka Land chusna...
Par Kya Maa... Jharna ke chudai ke baad tum kya apne bahu ranee ke bhai ke saath bhajan gaa rahee thee..
Are... re ... tumhe kaise maloom pada beta...??
Wo sab chhodo mammi..Aur tu... tu.. meri darling biwi... Bus me raat bhar apne bhai ke saath kya bhajan kirtan karte hue aaayee thee..
Wo... ji... hote hote hogaya...
Achha ji... aap karo to hote hote hogaya... Ham karein to Hay. kitna ganda kam kar rahe ho....
Tum karo to Rasleela ... Ham karein to Character Dhila
Are Nahin Beta... Ham sab to majak kar rahe the ....
Haan .. Haan.. ab kyun nahin bologee mammi...
Are Sach me beta... Jab Ramu Tumhari bahan ko chod raha tha .. tumhari bhabhi ne mujhe phon karke bula liya tha ... Hamne ek taraf chhupkar ke dekha ... dusri khidki se tum andar jhhank rahe the .. apni bahan ko sale ke saath chudwate dekh kar ke apna hi land muthia rahe the beta... Fir jab teri amma chudawa rahi thee.. tab bhi tum dusri baar skhaleet ho rahe the beta ... hame sab pata hai...
Haan Bhaiya maine bhi aapko khidki se jhankte hue dekh liya tha ... aur josh ke maare chutad uchhal uchhal kar chudwa rahee thee...
Aur main bhi beta....
Sachme saasumaa...hamari Family mahan chudkkad family hai Mammi...
haan bahu...Par tere ane ke baad to anand hi anand chh gaya hai beti...
maine chain kee saans lee...
Unki baate sunkar mera land fir se khada hone laga ...Ham Pancho hi Jharna ke king size bed ke upar baith gaye ...
Didi ne poochha ... Achha Mammi ji ... apke shadee hone ke baad koi majedaar wakya sunaiye naa..
To suno sab log... Landwale land muthiyate hue suno... Chutwaliyan chut khujlatee hui suno...
Kyun mammi ... ek kaam kartee hai... Chutwaliyann land ko sahlayee aur land wale chut ko khujlayen to kaise rahe...
Good Idea meri chudakkad beti ... very Good ... to suno... Shadee ke kuchh hi mahine baad ki bat hai... Mai aksar parchoon ki dukan me jatee thee saman lene ke liye... Lalaji Meri taraf hamesha lachayee nazar se dekhte the...
Idhar mere pati dev mere gaand ke peeche pade hue the ki mujhe gaand marnee hai... Pahlee baar me itna dard hua ki maine gaand maraeee se touba karlee..
Haan ... to baat ho rahee thee lalaji ki jo saman dene ke bahane mer haath ko chhu leta tha ... kabhi aankh maar deta tha ... Main sharmatee kuchh kah nahin patee thee... Iss se lalaji ka housla badhne laga ...
Ekdin to had hogayee ...sale ne saman pakdane ke bahane meri chuchiyon ko hi dabadee...
Maine gharme aakar ke tere bapu ko sab khabar sunayee... Usne pahle to gussa kiya... fir ham dono ne milkar ke ye faisla kiya ...
Saam ke time main fir se lala ke dukan me pahunchi .. dukan uss time khalee thee.. Lalaji to mujhe dekhte hi chahakne lage ... saman dene ke bahane.. meri chuchiyan dabane lage...
Maine himmat jutake kaha... Lalaji aaj ye sahar gaye hai...
Achha to hamari balle balle hai...
Haan lalajee.. Main bhi aapse milna chahtee hun... Aaj achha mouka hai... Adhee raat ko hamare ghar me aajana...
Par wahan tumharee saas sasur ..???
Are wo to teerth yatra par gayee hue hain....
Fir ... to main pakka aunga...
Adhee raat ko...
Mera dil ghabra raha tha ... Ekaek kisi ke aane ki padchaap se mera dil aur teji se dhadakne laga... Hai aage kya hoga...
Lalaji kamre me agaye.... aaur mujhse lipat gaye... Main bhi teji ke saath unki dhotee kholne lagee...
hay .. Hay mammi to kya tum Lalji se chudawalee us raat ko....
Chupkar sala bahanchod....
Khalee bahanchod nahin mammi main maderchod bhi hun....
theek hai. theek hai... beech me mat tok aur sun age kya hua....
Jaise hi maine lalaji ko poora nanga kar diya ... Plan ke mutabik maine ek aah nikalee...
Darwaje ke bahar tere bapu issi pal ka intezar kar rahe the ... Unhone fat se darwaja thak thakaya ... Thakkk. Thakk.. Thakk....
Ham dono ghabraye... Lalajiee ka to peshab nikal gaya... Main ghabrane ka acting kar rahee thee...
Maine poochaa ... koun hai...
Bahar se tere bapu ki awaj ayee ... bhagwan ... darwaja khol... shar se agaya hun...
Lalaji ko kato to khoon nahi... Maine use samjhaya... lalaji gajab hogaya ...Sahar se mera patee agaya... ab kya hoga ... wo to bada gussel hai... Ham dono ko hee kaat ke Faink dega...
lalaji ghabrate hue bole ab kya karenn???
karna kya hai .. main tumharee dhotee... kameej ko chhupa deti hun.... Tum mera saya ... saree ...aur blouse pahanlo...
Fir kya hoga ???? Lalajee ne ghabrate hue poochha ...
Yahee ek tareeka hai ahm dono ke bachne ka..
Lalajee ne bachne ke liye fatt se mera saya ... saree..blouse pahanliya ..
Aur tum mammi... Tum nangi hi rahee kya???
Are nahi bahu ranee ..Maine to sale ko apna jism dikhaya hi nahin tha ....Palang ke upar plan ke mutabik pahle se hi saya saree aur blouse rakha hua tha ...
Lalaji ke mere kapde pahante hee maine use lamba sa ghunghat ke neeche uska chehra chhupaya aur.. darwaje ko khola...
Plan ke mutabik .. mere pati gusse se ubal pade ... salee kutiya andar kiss se chudwa rahee the... kahin lala to nahin hai... gaon wale bol rahe the badi line marta hai tere upar ...
Andar ek mahila ko dekh ke wo thithak gaye... Ye koun hai???
Ye hai meri saheli padosh ki Ramddin ki Biwi..
Aap sahar gaye hue the... Maa pita jee bhi nahin hain ..Mujhe akele me darr lag raha tha ... Isiliye ise bula liya ...
Bahut hi achha kam kiya bhagwan...Warna lal jaise aur bhi kitne manchale hai... jo teri chut me land ghusane ko atur rahte hai... Wo to mujhse darte hain... nahin to kab ka teri fuddi me apna land pel chuke hote...
Chhee.. cheee... kya baat kar te ho jee.. Meri saheli yahan baithi hai...
Oho... main to isse bhul hi gaya tha ... Jaa mere liye garam paanee karke laa... Nahana hai...
main andar rasode me gayee aur wapas agyee ...lekin kamre ke andar nahin gayee bahar se andar jhankne lagee...
Andar mere pati ... bahu banee lalaji ke paas pahunch gayee.. aur peeche se usko apnee bahoin me bhar liye...
Ramdin ki bahu... bahut dino se tere upar meri nazar thee... Biwi ke samne bol nahi pata tha ... Aaj shandaar mouka mila hai... unki chhatee sahlate hue bole... are teri chhati... aisee kaise hai.... bilkul bhi chuchiyan badee nahi hai... Lagta hai Ramdeen teri chuchiyan theek se dabata nahin hai.... Koi baat nahin... mere se roj dabwana ... das din me meri biwi ki jitni badee badee ho jayegi.. teri chuchi...
Fir Lala sareekhe gaon ke manchale tere age peeche ghumenge...
Iss se pahle ki meri biwi garam paanee karke le aye main aaj tere jism se apni bhook mita leta hun...
lalaji sar se lekar apon tak kaanp gaye... ghunghat utha nahin sakte the ... koi awaj nikal nahin sakte the ... Ab to pakde jana hi tha ... Saya ke uthate hi mere pati ko pata lag hi jaan tha ki lala koi aurat nahin mard hai... fir kya hoga ... saala maar maar kar mujhe adhmara kar dega ...
lalaji ye sab soch hi rahe the ki tere babuji ne kaha... salee tu jab matak matak ke chaltee hai na... tere kulhe aapas me takrate hain.... haay ..main to tere gaand ka deewana hun.... aaj teri gaand marung... teri saheli yane ki meri biwi apna gaand chhune hi nahin deti .... Teri gaand maarke mujhe shantee milegi... Fir bhi teri marji hai.... Chut Marwani hai to Palang pe peeth ke bal let jaa... Aur mujhe gaand ka sukh dena chahtee ho to foran se kutiya banja...
lalaji ka dimag tej chalne laga .... Laljee ne socha Chut to hai hi nahi to peeth ke bal let kar kya karunga...Bhagwan ne usse aaj bachaliya jo sale ko gaand marne ki sujhi hai....lalaji fouran kutiya banke choupaya ho gayee...
Tere babuji ne thoda sauske gaand me thoonka aur thoda sa thook apne land me lagaya....
Salee tere gaand se gandh aa rahe hai... theek se dhotee nahin hai kya gaand ko..??/
Lalaji aur kya bolte ... Chupchap... rahe... Aur eka ek unke gaand ke chhed pe tere babuji ka land laga aur unhone nishana sadha aur... ek karara dhakka lagaya... Laljiki cheenkh nikal gayee... Hay...dard ho raha hai...
Kuchh nahin salee... Pahlee baar me thoda dard hoga ... fir maja ayega... dekhna ...ek baar mnujhse gaand mara legi naa... fir roj ayegi yahan mujhse gaand marane ko ... Kahte hue tere babuji ne dusra dhakka lagaya to lalaji kee cheenk ubal padee...Hay mai maree....
Aur Fir tere babuji ne tabad tod dhakka lagan chalu jo kiya to fir land se paanee nikalne ke baad hi unhone chhoda... lalaji ki cheenkh nikaltee rahee... Land uske gaand ke andar bahar hota raha ... Lalaji ke ankhon se aansu nikal rahe the ... Aur fir tere babuji ke land se fawwara chhuta aur lalaji ki gaand tere babuji ke paane se bhar gayee....
Tere Babuji ... Ne Lalaji ke Galon ko chumte hue kaha..Wah salee maja agaya.. aaj to ... Wayda kar ki ka.. fir se ayegi....
Chall theek se baith jaa.. Iss se pahle ki meri Biwi aajaye aur ham dono ko iss awastha me dekhle saree theek karle ... Tu to jantee hi hai,, Main teri iss gaand ka kitna bada deeewana hun... Kahin fir se mood na hojaye... Are dekh dekh mera land to fir se khada hone laga ....
lalaji ne ghabrate hue apnee saree ko fatt se niche kiya... aur main kamre me dakhil hui....
Haan ji... to fir meri saheli ka kya karna hai....???
Karna kya...hai Bhagwan....???/ Yahin issi kamre me so jayegi..
Isi kamre me so jayegee... Aur mere sone ke baad kahin apka uss pe man chal gaya to..???
Mann Chal gaya to kya hoga bhagwan??? Wahi hoga jo ham dono ke beech me hota hai...??? Waise bhi salee aadhe gharwalee hotee hai... To Sojane do.. Balki main to kahta hun... Main beech me soja ta hun... tumdono mujhse lipat te hue so jao... Pahle teri bajata hun... ya rahan de.... aaj salee pahlee baar ayee hai... isika bajata hun....
Par ji aap to meri saheli ke gaand ke diwane the...Aap to kahte the ki mouka mila to Ramdeen ki bahu ki Gaand jarooor se marna chahunga... Aaj maar lo iski gaand ...
Bhagwan main iss shandaar mouke ko haath se thode hi jane deta .... Gaand maar bhi chuka hun....
Achha ...kab ...Hay meri lajwanti... Waise to mujhse kahtee thee jijaji se laaj awe hai.... Ab mouka milte hi gaand marwa bhi chuki ....Tu to yaara badi chudakkad niklee...
Chal theek hai.. Bhagwan ... Gaand to mara hi chuki hai teri sahelee... ab tere samne iski fuddi bhi baja hi deti hun....
Lalaji.. sarr se paon talak kaanp gayee..
ham dono muskura rahe the ...
haan haan marlo jee.. Meri saheli ki fuddi ko... Waise bhi main din bhar klaam kar karke thak chuki hun.... Marlo meri shaeli ki fuddi ko....
Lalaji mere paon me gir gayee.. Mujhe raham aagaya... Maine kahan... ajee rahan do.... abhi yaad aya ki ye mahina ho rakhee hai....
Mahina ho rakhee hai.,... par kapda to le hi nahi rakha hai iss ne...
Dekhun to iski fuddi. ko...
Aji rahan do... fir kabhi chod lena... Pahli baar hi sharam aatee hai,,,,agle baar se dekhlena ...chutad uchhal uchhal kar chudwayegi... aap se.. Kyun ri bahna ???
Lalaji ghabra kar ke gardan hilane lage....
Theek hai fir main chhod ke aajata hun iske ghar tak...
Aji Rahan do... Bagal me hi to ghar hai.... chali jayegi... Tere babuji ne darwaja khola to bandook se nikle golee ki tarah lalaji apne ghar ki aur doud liye...
Ham sab ... Jijaji... Didi.... Sasu maa.. Jharna didi.. aur main... Khilkhila kar ke hans pade...
Fir kya hua ... Sasu maa... Kya sasur ji ne fir fuddi ki bhi chudaiee ki...
Are Nahin re.. Lalji ne dusre din dukan nahin khola....
Teen din ke baad akele dekh kar ke main unke dukan pahunch gayee.. saman liya aur ate wakt kaha... Lalaji meri saheli ko pati dev yaad kar rahe the ... Kah rahe the bahu maja aya us raat ko... aaj fir se bulaya hai.. to aadhee raat ko aajana hamare ghar...
.Lalaji... Apna guss peete hue bole...Ham ko kono Gaand marane souk thode hi hai ke tumre ghar jaye... Sala chodne ko to mila hi nahinnn... Ulta gaand marake aana pada ... sala abhi talak gaand me darad ho raha hai... Jab jab wo wakya yaad karta hun .. gaand me ek tees si uth jatee hai, Sala Khaya Peeya Kuchh nahi Aur Gilas Toda bara aana,,,,
To theek hai na... Gaand ki khujlee dur kar denge ... aap aao to shaee...
Meri bahan ... main apki aur aankh utha kar bhi nahin dekhunga >>>To sasumaa iss tarah se aapka lalaji se peechaa chut gaya ...
Haan.... Meri Pyaree bahu... aur uss samay jab lalajee kah rahethe ne ki hame koi gaand marane ka souk thode hi hai jo aapke ghar jaun... to mere peeche meri wahi padoshan khadee thee jo ki meri meri yaree saheli bhi thee...usne mujhe sham ko disha maidan me pakad liya aur sab ram kahani sun lee... aur hans hans kar ke lot palot khane lagee...
Fir usne kaha.. dekh meri pyaree saheli... mera naam lekar ke jijajee ne lalaji ki gaand maaree hai... to main bhi ek baar to kamse kam usne chudwaungi.... ye to mera hak banta hai ...
to... kya mammi ji ... wo babuji se chudwayee....
Are haan... ree... par iss baar hamne tere babuji ko dhoka diya....
raat ko ... saheli ko lekar ke main tere babujike paas agayee aur kahne lagee... Lo jee meri saheli ko najane kya maja diya tumne ki fir se aaj agayee...
Tere babuji to use lalaji hi samajh rahethe ...
thee k hai salee ji .. par aaj peeche ka nahin age ka maja loonga.. chal eeth ke bal let jaa..
Aur meri saheli peeth ke bal let gayee... Tere babuji ascharya ke saath jab haath fera to land ki jagah chut ke baal haath me aye to wo kaanp gaye... Aur jab lalten ke ujale me unhone dekha ki ye to sachmooch meri saheli yanee unki muhn bolee salee hai to fir fule na samaye....
Uss raat raat bhar meri saheli ki poongi bajate rahe... Subah meri saheli ki boor suj kar ke pao roti bangayee... Maine garam panee se senka ... tab jakar use kuchh aram aya....
Chhe jija ji... chudwane agaye matalb poora kachoomar hi nikal doge... aur fir kabhi aapse chudwane nahin aungi...
Fir..mujhe ascharya laga jab teesre hi deen disha maidan me usne kaha ki wah aaj fir se mere saath raat gujarne ko taiyar hai,,,
Fir to jab jab uska patee gaon se bahar hota .. tab tab wo mere saath raat bhar tangen faila karke mere pati ke land apni fuddi me pelwatee rahtee,,,
Khair wo sab choodo Jharna beti tumharee jindagee ki pahli chudaee ke bare me batao....
Jharna Muskarate hue bolee... Theek hai tangee failakarke suno.... Baat Undino ki hai jab Mujhpe nayee nayee jawani aa rahee thee... Nimbu jaise chuchiyon ko ate jate sab ghurte rahte the... Ek raat ki baat hai jab paane pine ke liye.... (Doston... sab kahaniyon me aise hi hota hai... Pyas lagee panee pine ko kitchen me gaye aur .. Dikh gaya kuchh)..
To maine dekha Babuji ke kamre me ...
Babuji ke kamre me yane beti hamare kamre me...
Haan haan mami ji aapke kamre me se awajen aarahee the ... Darwaje palle me se dekha to maa tum ... Ekdam nangee hokar ke Ek aadmi ka land chus rahee thee...
Hay Koun tha wo marjana ..jiska land chuste hue tune dekh liya beti.... Kahin tere mamaji to nahin the ...
Nahin the ... wou... kya mammi aap mamaji ka land bhi chu chuki ho..???
Haan beti ek baar khoon muhn me lag gaya to aadamkhor sher isnan ka sheekar karna nahin chhodta ... waise hi land ka shouk laga gaya to fir land hai kiska ye mujhs eaur nahin dekha jaata.. tune aaj dekha nahin... kaise maine bahu ranee ke Bhai ke land se hi chudwa liya.. Khair tu apni jeewan gath ako age badha...
jab wo insaan niche jhooka to maine dekha ???
Koun Tha ...Kahin tera khood ka bhai to nahin tha???
nahin...
Fir tere nanaaji....
Hay Raam mammi aap .. nanaaji se bhi chudwa rakhe ho..???
Maine kaha na beti ... Land aur chut ki chudai me ristedaree nahin dekhi jaate....
Thank you mammi.... To Maine dekha wo mere pyare babuji the....
Oh..Khod apahad to nikli chuhiya... Akhir dusra koi nahin tha main tere babuji ka hi land chus rahee thee... Aur Josh me aakar ke meri khud kee pol patti kholdee...
Koi Baat nahin mammi,..Aabki garmi chhutiyon me nana ghar jaungi to Nanaji se poochoongi...aur mamaji se bhi ki Meri fuddi ko pelte hue salon hogayee aur apna raaj ko mere samne nahi khola...
Hay Didi aap Mamsasur aur nan sasur ji se chudwa rakhe ho...
Chudwa rakhe ho... Are Bhabhi jab tak nan ji aur Mamji mujhe chod nahin len.. tab tak mera khana hazam nahin hota tha...
Nani aksar mamaji se kaha kartee thee.. Ja beta ek baar pede apnee bhanjee ko.. Mujhe to roj hi karta hai,,., mujhe kal peldena...
Hay Raam Kya Family hai.. mamaji Nani ji ko chodte hai....
Haan Bhabhiji aur Naniji mamiji ko....

haan to khair Main Unki chudaee dekh rahee the... Maan Apni dono tangen faila kar ke kah raheethee abto chodlo sanam ... Aam angoor saste hoagye hai abto chod lo sanam... Kutiya ko kutta chod raha hai.. tum bhi chodlo sanam...
Aur Babuji ...unki dhamakedar chudaee kar rahe the.. Thode hi der me dono thak gaye. Aur Main bhi apni chuchiyon ko masalte hue apne kamre me agyee..
Ab to Roj raat ko mera yahee programme tha...
Kuchh dino ke baad mmami papa mamaji ke yahan gaye... Ghar me sirf bhaiya aur main...
Mera man kuchh kuchh karne ko chah raha tha .. maine Mobile nikal kar ke apne boy friend golu ko phon ekiya ... Usne bhi haamee kardee raat ke gyarah baje ka samay fix hua.. Mera kamra first floor pe tha .. Maine uss se kah ke rakha tha ki main main door ko dhak ke rakhoongi. bina lock kiye... Jab tum Niche aajaoge to mujhe miss call karna ... Main bhai ko dekhkar ke position dekhkar ke gali me ek sikka giraungi tab tum upar aajan.. Kamre me andhera hoga... Chupchap maje karenge .. Koi Awaj nahi.. Bhaiya bagal ke kamre me rahenge isiliye chupchap klarna jo karna hai.. samajh gaye.. Aur Kaam Khatam hote hi Chale jaana.. Bahar ka main gate automatic lock hai.. To Mujhe neeche utarne kik jarurat nahi padegi... Uss Raat bhaiya khanakhakar ke das baje hi sone ko chale gaye... Mere dil balle balle karne laga.. rat ke gyarah baje Golu ka miss call aya.. Main uthkarke bhai ke kamre ki taraf gayee... Bhai Chupchap so raha tha ...Maine Galee me ek sikka uchhala..Kamre me akar ke sare kapde nikal diya taanki samay ki bachat ho...aur Golu ka intezar karne lagee... Bahut Der Hogayee... Golu nahin aya to mujhe chinta hone lagee... Main uthne hi walee thee ki padchaap sunayee dee... Main letee rahee...
Golu kamre me agya... Kamre me andhera tha ... Ekdusre ka chhra dekjh nahin pa rahe the .. Fir bhi maine tode narajgi ke saath fuss fusayee... Sale golu ke bachhe... Sikka Uchhalne ke baad adhaghante hogaye...Neeche Kya teri amma kutto se chudwa rahee thee.. jo itna wakt laga diya..
Golu ne dheere kaha... Are nahin Pagli main to galee me sikka dhundh raha tha
Main Muskuratee huee bolee.. Are Pagle main pakki baniya ladkee hun ... Sale sikka galii me dhund rahatha ... maine sikka ek dhage se baandh karke neeche uchhal;a tha .. kaam hone ke baad dhage ko wapas kheechlee..
Faltooo me samay barwad kiya naa... Chall iss se pahle ki bhaiya jagjayee aur koi dusrii gadbadee ho jayee... Chal shuru hoja...waise teri awaj kuchh bharee bharee kaise lag rahee hai...
wo... thoda gala baith gayaa hai...
Kahin tera land bhi to nahin baith gaya haina... Nahin to mujhe apni fuddi me gajar baigan na ghusana pade...
Chinmta mat kar meri jaan .. aisee chudaee karunga jindagee bhar yaad rakhegi...
chal chal jyadah baten na bana.. kholde apne sare kapde... maine use jhat se nanga kiya.. aur mammi jaise babuji ke land ko chuss rahee thee waise hi shuru hogayee..
Ye sab kahan se sikha jaun..??? Kahin pahle se hi chudi chudai to nahin hain teri chut....
Chupkar be.. wo to me mammi paap ki roj chudaee dekh tee hun bolke seekh gayee.. aur tujhse chudawanee ko taiyaar ho gayee...
Meri fuddi bhi paniyane lageethee.. Usne bhi meri fuddi chatee... Fir meri dono tangon ko failate hue chut ke muhane par land ko tikaya aur ... ek karara dhakka lagaya ... hai ram meri to cheenk nikal gayee... fir bhaiya ke dar se jor se cheennk bhito nahin saktee thee...
Maine uss se kahan... mujhe nahi chudwana... jaldee nikal... tere land...
Usne meri baton ko ansuna kardeeya aur meri chuchiyon ko masalne laga .. kuchh hi der me mujhe jab maja ane laga to dard bhi kam ho gaya...
Are aise hi land dale pade rahe ga ya chodega bhi...
Aur fir wo shuru hogaya... Aisa maja aya.. Mammi ki kya bataun.... iss douran mein do baar jhad chuki thee.. Jab wo jhadne ke kagar pe pahunch to usne poocha kahan daLUNN... Maine kahan... andar nahin dalna... Mere muhn me daal ... Usne peechkaree seedhee mere muhn me daldee... Fir chudaee ke turant baad maine.. ussse kapde pahnaya aur pappi dete hue turant bahar bheja... aur kaha... Kal fir Miss karne par aana... Usne theek hai kaha..aur mujhe pappi dete hue kamre ke bahar nikal gaya.. Dusre Din school me Golu ko dekhte hi meri fuddi me chitiyan si rengne lagee.. Par Golu mere se thoda kata kata laga.. Haf recess me maine use pakda .. Aur kaha... Ye sab Kya hai.Golu...
Mujhe Maaf kardo Jharna... Main Wada karke bhi tumse kal raat ko mil nahin paya... Asal me main tumhare ghar ke neeche pahunch bhi gaya tha.. par ek emergency agyee... aur mujhe ghar jana pada...
Mujhe kuchh sunayee nahin de raha tha .. Ye Golu Kya Kah raha hai... Kal raat ko ye nahi aya tha ... To fir wo koun tha... Jo Mujhe kal raat to damdaar chudaee se prasann kar diya tha ... Koun tha wo jiski aawaj kuchh bharee bharee lag rahee thee... Maine iss se pahle bhi goilu ke land ko akda tha ... Par kal Raat ko Kuchh Jyadah hi Lamba aur mota lkag rahatha ... Uttejana ke karan kal raat to maine kucch dhyan nahin diya par.. ab ye sab bateen ek ek karke mujhe yaad aane lagee.. Hai Bhagwan ... ye main kiss se chudwa baithee hun... Koun hai wo .. jiss ne meri kunwati fuddi ko chod chod ke kali se Phool Bana diya...
Idhar Golu kahraha tha... tum sun rahee ho na Jharna ...
maine gusse me kaha... Mar gayee Jharna Tere liye.. Aur Margaya Tu Mere liye aaj se... Sale .. Mujhse baat mat karna ... Jo Wada karke waad na nibhaye main uss se koi wasta nahin rakhna chahtee...
Golu maafee mangte rah gaya par maine mafee nahi dee...
Main ye sochte rah gayee, ki saala wo koun khoosnaseeb ho sakta hai jisn emeri kachhi kunwari fudde chod dee...
Raat ke Gyar ah baje honge .. Main halke halke neend me thee.. ki meri neend khuli ... Koi mera jism sahla raha tha ... m,ain chounki ... ye to kal raat wala hi hai... Maine bhi maja lene ki sochi aur uss se lipat gayee. Kuchh hi der me dono nange ho gaye aur ek dusre ke ang ko chatne lage chusne lage .. aur fir shuru hogayee dhamake daar chudaee... Dono hi pasine pasine hogaye the par koi bhi haar nahin maanna chahta tha ... fir dono hi ek saath past ho gayee... wo mere bagal me let gayee,.... main uske land se khelne lagee.. Land uska dheere dheere tann ne laga .. aur kuchh hi samay me ham dusre round ki taiyaree me lag gaye... eka ek mera haath Bulb ki switch ki aur badha... aur kamre me ujala fail gaya... Kisi ne apna muh dhak liya ... Aur jaise hi maine uska haath hataya mere pairon ke neeche se jameen khiska gayee....wo koi aur nahin mera pyaara rajdulara ye Bhai tha...
hain Bete ... Tune.. Tune ... Meri beti ki seal todee hay main marjawa gud khake... Main bahut hi khus hun beti ki tune apne hi bhai se apna seal tudwaya.... Haan to pyare bete ... ab tum shuru ho jao...
Koun mammi .. Main..????
Aur nahin to kya maine yaha apni boor se das pandhrah betoko nikal rakha hai...
Nahin wo baat nahin hai.. Tum Ramu ko bhi to pyar se beta boltee ho naa...
Haan wo to hai.. par abhi to main tujhse kah rahee hun...
Tabhi did bolee... Haan haan jara ham bhi to sune koun hai wo khoobsoorat haseena jise aapka kunwara land naseeb hua Tha... Jaisa ki Jharna didi ne kaha hai... unki seal to aapne todi thi.. iska matlab hai... muje to apka landa chuda chudaya hi mila tha ... par main ye jaroor janna chahti hun ki apne kiss fuddi me apni seal to dee thee...
Baat tab ki hai... jab main Manjari Bhua ke yahan rah kar ke school me padhta tha... Jaisaki aap sabko pata hai ki majari bhua ki ek ladki hai jo umar me mujhse paanch saal badi hai ... jise ham pyarse Kajri Didi kahte hai...
Haan ... Haan bete .. aur jise aksar ab tum usike bhai kalu ke saath raat raat bhar jamkar pelte ho...
Kya bhai ... Aaap kajri didi ko bhi nahi choode ho... wo bhi kalu bhaiya ke saath milkar... Par Bhaiya kaluu bhaiya ka land to ekdam patla hai...
Haan... Par tumhe kaise pata..
Kaise pata... are Bhiaya jaise aap kajree didi ko pelte ho.. waise hi main jab unke ghar jaatee huin to kaluu bhaiya se bhi pilwatee hun...
Bahut khoob meri chudakkad bahan .. aise hi land khane me lagee rah...
Haan to.. Main kahan tha..???
Aaap bhaiya.. Kajree didi ke chut me muhn maar rahe the ...
Haan ... Ham sab bachee ek kamre me neeche bistar lagakar ke sote the .. Ek din maine raat ko dekha .. ki kalu bhaiya kajree didi ke upar lete hue nighty ko uthakar ke chuchiyon ko daba rahe hain... aur apni kamar hila rahe hain...
Kajree didi ne kaha.. Dekh bhaiya .. please aaj beech dhar me mat chhoddena ... Please ... arre re ye kya kaluu bhaiya ... aaj fir aapka pani nikal gaya...hay ab main apni pyas kaise bujhaun...
Kalu ne kaha.. Fikar not didi raat ko ek baar fir ...
Thek theek hai.. Par mujhe disturb nahin karna ... Shuru ho jana..
OK Didi...
Maine socha.. Mouka achha hai...aaj kajree didi ke boor me apna land pel hi dena chahiye... Maine thodee der ke baad unki nghty ko kamar tak uthakar ke chutad sahlane laga...itne me hi..bahar kuchh ahat hui to main sone ka natak karne laga...
Tabhi bua ne kamre me pravesh kiya aur .. didi ki nighty ko kamar ke upar dekhkar ke sann .. rah gayee...
Fir unhone light jalayee aur kajree didi ki fuddi ko dekhne lagee...fuddi me se kalu bhaiya ke land ka ras abhi bhi chu raha tha ...
Main ankhe band kar ke . ..chupchap leta hua tha...
Ab Bua ... kalu bhaiya ke loongi ke andar haath dala aur land ke upar chichipa panee dekhkar aur sann rah gayee..
fir unhone meri taraf dekha ... kuchh socha.. maine darr ke mare apni ankhon ko jorse band kiye rakha...
Bua mere najdeek agayee aur ... ekaek unka haath meri loongi me... Mera land to pahle hi uttejana ke karan fanfana rakha tha... unke muh se ek siskaree nikal gayee... unhone haath hata liya... Thodee der ke baad mera naam pukaree par maine koi jawab nahin diya...
Ab unhone light band kar diya aur mere paasakar ke baith gayee... aur land ko haath me lekar sahlane lagee..
Maine bhi andhere ka fayda uthaklar apnee ankhe kholdee... ab wo ek haath se mera land sahla rahee thee to dusre haath se apni chuit ko khujla rahee the...
Fir wo mere land ke upar jhook karke land ko apne muh me le lee... Main uttejana ke mare thoda sa kaanpa to unhone land ko turant apne muh se nikal diya ... fir thode der ke paschat unhon efir se land ko muh me lekar chusna jaree rakha...
abki baar unhone land ko nahin chhoda... Mera andkosh me garme badhne lagee.. mera shareer chhatpatane laga ..par unhone land ko nahin chhoda... Mere land ne pichkaree chhodna shuru kiya to rukne ka naam hi nahin lerahatha ... Idhar Manjari Bhua bhi kahan haar manne wali thee.. Unhone bhi land se nikla aakhree boond tak ko apne halak me udel liya...
Hay hay bhaiya .. Apko to bahut maja aya hoga....
Haan Bahna maja to aya... Par tere jitna Nahin...
Kyun Jhoot bol rahe ho bhaiya.. Bhala koi apni pahli chudaee bhul sakta hai... Ab mujhe hi lo... Aapse anjane me hui chudaee ko main jindagee bhar nahin bhul saktee.. Aapse bhi jyadah maja mere pati mujhe dete hai... Mere dewar Jeth .. Sasur aur Nandoiji bhi mast chudaee karte hai...Aaj ki tareekh me .. Ramu bhaiyane apse bhi jyadah sukh mujhe chudaee ka diya ho.Par aapke saath ki wo pahli chudaee bhaiya mainn nahin bhul saktee... Jharna bhabhuk ho uthee...
Haan.. Didi.. Apni Pahlee chudaee ko koi bhi ladki bhul nahin saktee..
Achha bhabhi .. Aapke seal kisne todee thee... Kya Damu Bhaiya ne.. ya aur kisine..???
Abhi uss me time hai did.. abhi to aapke bhaiya ki aap bitee sunn rahe hain... usse suniye.. Didi apni chut ko khujlate hue bolee..
Haan bete haan... Bahut rasdar kahanee hai teri to beta... bas iss kahanee ke baad apna khat kabaddee ka ek dour chalega .. fir baakeelog apnee apnee kahanee lekar ke sunayenge... Theek hai... sasu maa mere land ko sahlate hue bolee...
sab Koi Jijajii ki aur dekhne lage..
jijaji ne apne land ko sahlate hue kahna shuru kiya...
Uss time main jannat me tha... buajee mere land ke upar se apna hothon ko hatane ka naam hi nahin le rahi thee... Mera land dubara khada hone laga ... Abki baar bua ne use chhoda aur mere kaan me fusfusaya... Beta main jantee hun tum jage hue ho... Koi bhi ladka itnee gahree neend me to so hi nahin sakta ki koi aurat uske land ka saara ras nichod le aur use maloom nahin pade .. chal mujhe letne ko jagah de... aur meri fuddi ko chatna shuru kar...
Ab koi bahana nahin chalne wala tha .. Main utha to bua ne mujhe apne gale se lagate hue ek pappi dee.. aur kaha.. Beta tera land ...Tere baapse bhi bada hai...
sachh me bua..???
Haan beta.. Aur dikhade aaj ki tere land me chodne ki taakat bhi uss land se jyadah hai...??
kya matalab bua...??? iska matlab aap babuji se chudwa rakkhee ho???
Are Haare...Beta .. Shadee se pahle jab tak ekbaar meri fuddi ko chaat kar ras nikalna de.. mere muh me ekbaar apne landraaj ka ras chhod na de...tab talak unhe neend nahin aate the... Isiliye ..Pitaji se chudwane ke baad main seedhe unke kamre me chudwane jaate the...
Hai Bhagwan Buaji... Aap Dadaji se bhi chudwa rakhee ho...
Kya Kartee beta ... Teri dadi gujarne ke baad mujhse unka mooth maarna dekha nahin jaata tha.. isiliye chut ka darwaja unke liye khol baithee...
You are great Bua ji ... Koi ladki apne dadaji ke liye itna balidaan nahin de saktee... par buaji...ab jab aapki shadee hogayee hai... tab dada ji kaise karte hai...
are ek din teri mammi ne mujhe pakad liya unke kamre se chudwa kar ke atewakt...
Fir kya dusree raat pahunch gayee chupchap unke kamre me... Chudwa bhi lee..Par Ek gadbad ho gayee... Meri fudd ekdam safachat thee.. aur teri mammi ke Jhanton se bharee.. Chodne ke baad tere dadaji ne light jaladee aur saree polpattee khul gayee.. uss din se ... main aur teri mammi dono baree baree chudwane jatee thee...
Maine Bua ke tangon ko failakarke Fuddi chatne laga aur buaji .. siskiyan chhodne lagee...
bas bas beta ab aur na tadpao.. bas ajao... bhardo iss land ko meri fuddi me... fad to chut ko meri... Maine dhakka lagaya to adhe se jyadah land unki fuddi me ghus chuka tha .. Bua Chilla rahee thee beta.. Dheere dheere kya dhakka laga rahe ho... aaj khana nahin khaya hai kya...???Lag dhakke...
main josh me akar ke aisa dhakka lagaya ki buaji ke cheenkh nikal gayee... Kajree didi aur kalu bhai dono uth chuke the .. Maine dono ko dekh liya tha par jo maja aaraha tha use me cvhhodna bhi nahi chahta tha.. Maine tabad tod dhakke lagaye... BUA ..kais elag raha hai batao...
Are beta main to jannat me hun... bas dhakka lagte rah... bua ne neeche se chutad uchhalte hue kaha...
Beta .. Meri Chuchiyon ko bhi chuss.. Dekh becharee dono.. kaise muhn ko fulakar ke baithee hai.,.. maine ek ko dbaya to duje ko chusna chalu rakha ... bua ka badan itne me hi akadne laga...
are beta main to gayee.. sach .me beta aisee mast chudaee to tere baap ne bhi mere saath nahin ki... Tu aaj tak ka land ka sirmour hai...
Are Bua... Mera to abhi tak nahi nikla hai... Fior lage rah beta... tera niklega uss samay tak to mera ek baar aur nikal jayega..
aur sachme mera panee nikalne ke samay bua aur ek baar jhad rahee the.. ham dono past hokar ke ek dusre se lipat kar gahree gahree saans le hi rahe the ki kamre ki light jalee..
Main ghabra kar chaddar ko lapetana chaha..
Kajree didi . ne kaha .. koi fayda nahi hai bhaiya... Ham dono ne apdono ki chudai dekh lee hai.... aane do Pitajee ko ... aap dono ki rangrelian.. unko batungi... Kajree didi ne nighty ke upar se chut ko khujlate hue kaha...
Haan .. Haan ane de beti... Aane de ter pitaji ko...
Unko kalu aur teri chudaee ka kya jawab degi beta...
Kya matlab hai Mammi aapka???
Matlab ye hai beti ki Roj Raat ko jo kalu ke saath chudaee kartee ho main sab jantee hun...
kajree ne apna sar jhuka liya ..par kankhiyon se mere khade land ko dekh rahiee thee..
Bua ne kaha.. To do me do milane char baat ye hui ki aap hamaree baaten kisi ko nahin batayengi.. aur ham Aaapki baten kisiko nahin Batayengi.... Bas hogayana finale...
Finale kahan hua mammi... Kajree meri aur badhte hue kahne lagee...
Kya matlab ab aur kya rah gaya...???
Ab ye rah gaya.. Kalu ko bua kee taraf dhakka dete hue kaha...Kalu Bhaiya .. Teri ichha thee naa maa ko chodne kee.. jaa shuu hoja... Main Bhiaya ke ke land se chudwake apnee fuddi ki pyas buijhatee hun.

Tum dono pagal ho gaye ho kya...??? kalu mera saga beta hai...??
To kya hua Mammi... Main bhi apne sage bhaiya se chudwatee hun... Aaap bhi to mamjee se , Nanaji se ,Chudwa rakhee ho to fir kalu kyun nahin..??? Kalu Tu kya dekhta hai sale shuru ho ja...,
Bua mana kartee rahee par kalu unki fuddi ko chatne laga .. thode hi derme unki chudayee chalu hogayee..
Idhar Kajree didi mere upar chadh ke ...land ko chusna shuru kar diya... Maine bhi uski chuchiyan dabayee... Fir Use niche patakte hue... Uski Tangon ko failaya... Aur dheema sa ek dhakka lagay .. ki land ka supara atak gaya.. dusre dhakke me uska badan akda to teesre me cheenkh hi nikal gayee...
Aree mammi mari re.. Nahin chudwana hai bhaiye.. Apke gadhe land se.. Meri fuddi ke lkiye to kalu bhaiya ka patla land hi kafee hai...
Maine uska suna ansuna karte hue chuchi chusnba jaree rakha aur Dhakke dena bhi ..
Thode hi der me ..
Kya Bhiaya.. Land me takat nahin hai kya?? Itne dheer dheere karne se kaam kaise chalega..
Mere dhakke speed badhne lagee...
Haan Bhaiya... bas aise hi... Haan .. Haann... Mera nikla bhaiya.. Bhaiyann... oh.... Bhaiya,,,
Maine kaha Kajree didi mera kahan nikalun...
Mere muhn me nikalna bhiaya...
Usne apna muh khola .. Maine apna land uske muh me thoos diya... Wo muh ko neeche upar karne lagee... Aur meri peechkaree chut gayee...
Kajree ne saara maal gatak liya...
Chudayee se thak kar ham nange hi bistar par let gaye... aur kab so gaye.. hame pata hi nahin chala... subah neend khuli to kalu buajii ke upar chadh ke unhe chod raha tha .. aur kajree mere upar chadke mujhe chod rahee thee...
Aur isi tarah hamaree chudayee ka karyakarma raat din ..chalte raha.. chalte raha.... Idhar kamre me vasna ke garmi badhtee hi ja rahi thee...
Sasumaa ne kaha... Bas bas.. ab rahne do... Ye sab batein sunkar meri to chut e aag lagee hui hai pahle isse bujhana jaroori hai..
Haan mami ... Meri bhi chut me chintiyan reng rahi hai...
Aur mammi ji meri chut me bhi khujlee ho rahi hai....
Achha... ham.. teen aurten hain ... aur louda sirf do.. Bahut Na insafee Hai.. ye to... Kisi ek ko to apni hi unglee se kaam chalana hi padega...
tabhi meri didi bolee... Main to unglee se kaam chala nahin saktee mammi ji .. kahe deti hun.. meri chut me joron ki khujlee ho rahe hai ..iss khujlee ko koi mastana land hi mita sakta hai... kamre me mere paas do do land moujud hai aur main kyun apni chut me unglee ghusaungi... Ek mere bhai ka hai .. dusra mere pati ka hai ... balki main to kahtee hun main dono se chudwaungi baaree baaree se..
Aur main bhabhee... main kyun unglee ghusaungi apni chut me ... mere paas bhi to yahan pe dod do land hain ghuswane ke liye... ek mere bhai ka hai to dusra mere bhabhee ke bhai ka hai...
Aur main salee bur maraniyon... baki bachi main??? Dono hi ek ek land le jaoge to kya main unglee ghusaungi apni boor me... Sale dub maro chullu bhar paanee me...ek jawan beta khada liye hai. uska koi farz nahi banta apni maa ke jisma ki bhook mitane ki.. shadee se pahle to mere boor ke peeche hi pade rahta tha .. kahta tha ki maa.. teri boor duniya ki sabse mast boor hai.. Kajri .. Manjari...Jharna ..inn sab ki boor tere boor ke aage paanee bharte hainn.. aur aaj dekho.. usi boor ki aag bujhane ke liye mujhe unglee ki sahayta leni padegi...
.dusra bahu ka bhai hai... uska bhi ye to farz banta hi hai ki didi ki saas ko agar koi takleef hai to use mitaye.. saale ke paas itna mast louda hai ki ek saath ham teeno ko raat bhar chod chod kar boor ko faad sakta hai... boor ko faad to nahin sakta ..kyun ki pahle se fati fatayee hai .. haan suja to sakta hai... dekho to kitne besharma hain dono ke dono arew salon kuchh to bolo.. are boldo ki main buddhee ho gayee hun... meri fuddi ab tumhare land ke layak nahi rahee... meri fuddi me ab wo akarshan nahin raha ki tumhara land mere liye khada ho... are bolo.. kuch to bolo namuradon...
Maine gala khankarte hue kaha... are sasu maa.. naraj kyun hotee ho... baat ki shuruat to apne hi kii.. ki fuddi teen aur louda do.. ab aap hi hampe naraz ho rahee hai... Chinta mat karo sasu maa.. pahlee chudaee aapki hi hogee ..aur aisee chudaee hogee ki aap iss chudaee ko jindagee bhar na bhul saken...
wahi to beta .. main bhi yahi chahtee hun ki tu aaj meri aisee chudaee kare ki mainhamesha isse yaad karun...
Aur hamara kya hoga... Meri didi aur Jharna ne ek saath kaha aur hans padee..
Are beti aur bahu... Chudne ke liye to poori jindagi padi hai...
Achha saasumaa.. aap chudayee kare aur ham yahan par khartaal bajayenn..
Maine bich bachaw kiya.. sab log dhyan se sune...Pahlee chudaee main saasu maa ki karunga ... Peeche se unki gaand me apna land jijaee ghusedenge iss tarah sasu maa ki chudaee hoge..
wah bete .. tune to mere barshon ke sapno ko sakar karne ki sochi hai... dua kartee hun ..bhagwan se tujhe nayee nayee chut chudne ko mile...
Achha kamre me teen aurten...do mard .. aur wo saale bhi ek aurat ke aage aur peeche ..aur ham dono unko dekh kar keek dusre ki chut me unglee karenge..
nahin didi.. uss se bhi sahi upay hai... main neeche rahunga .. sasumaa. aap mere upar aajao..
palang par mere let te hi saasumaa fatak se mere upar chadh gayee .. iss dar se ki kahin aur koi mere land par nahin chadh jaye... sasumaa ne ek jhatke se mere adhe land ko apni fuddi me samet liya .. maine bhi niche se dhakka maara to saasu maa ki cheenk nikal gayee...oho.. beta re dard ho raha hai...
Tabhi Jharna ne kaha.. Dard ho raha hai kya mammi ...???
haan beti dard ho raha hai.. saale iss Ramu ka land hai bhi mota aur tagda ...
To ek kaam karona mammi ..
kya beti???
Aap inke upar se uth jao .. main sawari kar leti hun...iss tarah aapka dard bhi kam ho jayega .. Aur dard jo hona hai mujhe hoga...Dekho mammi mujhse aap ka ye dard dekha nahin ja raha hai... Mujhe apni beti ka farz nibhane do...
chal poare hat.. Land khor kahin ki.. Are Beti main issi dard ko to kai saalon se dhund rahi thee.. par aaj sahee land mila hai jo mujhe aur meri fuddi ko dard ke saath saath maja bhi de raha hai.. haan bete main upar se dhakka laga rahi hun .. tu bhi neeche se dhakka laga...
maine jijaji se kaha .. jija ji aap peeche se sasu maa ke gaand me apna land ghusaiye..
tabhi meri didi ne unka land pakadte hue kaha.. Nahin mere saiya .. pahle meri chut khujlee dur karo...
maine kaha did.. aap mujhpe biswash to karo..
Didi ne unka land ko chhod te hue kaha ..chalo theek hai.. mujhe tujh pe biswash hai..
Jijaji ne sasu maa ke gaand me land ghusane ki koshish ki par nakam rahe...
Maine haste hue kaha..Aap bhi jijaji sahee gandu hain... Gaand marwana to achhi tarah jante hai.. par gaand kabhi nahi maaree kya???
Are teri didi kabhi marne den tab naa...
Chhe . Bhaiya ..Gaand bhi koi marane ki cheej hai...
Are Ranee tu kya jane Gaand marwane me kitna maja aata hai.. Jija ji ne apne gaand ko khujlate huie kaha..
Jijaji thodee si cream lagado apne mammi ke gaand me..
Are haan re saale sahab main to bhul hi gaya tha ..Pahle jab hostel me mera gaand ka udghatan hua tha to vaseline laga ke hua tha... abhi lata hun..
Jharna didi ne unhe cream pakdate hue kaha ye lo bhaiya... Bhabee ye dono to mammi ke age peeche lag gaye .. lagta hai kisi ek nahin ham dono ko hi apnee apnee boor me unglee daal ke sona padega.. achha bhabhee me kitchen me dekh ke auun kya .. kal bazar se jo lamba baigan aya tha uss me se ek ko maine chhupa ke rakha hai...
Are use to apni noukranee champa legayee...
Champa legayee.. Hai bhagwan .. kitni muskil se lamba sa baigan bazar se lekar ke ayee thee.. apnee boor me ghusane ke liye aur aapne sabji banane ke liye champa ko de diya..
Sabji banane ke liye nahi pagle...
Aur kya bhabhee uska wo achar banayegi..??
Are .. tu jaise apnee boor ki khujlee mita tee haina baigan.. kabhi gajar ..kabhi mooli se... usi tarah wo bhi...
Kya ..??? wo bhi ???
Idhar ham dono jija sale lage hue the sasu maa ke upar ... sasu maa ki gaand aur bood dono me hi land atke pade the ... Haan.. Champa bhi akhir aurat hai...Uski bhi kuchh chahat hai... Jab se uska marad use chhod ke gaya hai.. becharee kya kare aur..
Jharna didi ne kaha.. Haan abto bhaiya bhi nahin chodte use...
Kya tumhare bhaiya use bhi chodte the???
Haan bhabhee kya aapko bhaiya ne kabhi nahin bataya...
Nahin to ...tere bhaiya bhi na.. ek number ke.. chhod .. fir chodna kyun band kar diya...??
Are bhabhee .. tumharee shadee se pahle ki baat hai.. uska marad ko gaye saal bha ho chuka tha.. Champa pregnent ho gayee... Badi muskil se mammi ne dawayee dilwayee.. aur bhaiya ko pata bhi na chalne diya.. par champa ko khabar daar kar diya gaya ki bhaiya ki taraf aankh uthakar bhi na dekhe.. uss din ka din aur aaj ka din.. champa poori tarah se sudhar gayee hai..
tabhi jijaji ne apni mammi ke gaand me dhakka lagate hue kaha.. tabhi main sochu salee itna bhaw kyun kha rahi hai...
Sasu maa gaand uchhalte hue bolee.. aur nahin to kya... Bete ..chudaee ka itna hi souk hai to apni biwi ki chudaee kar na idhar udhar muh marne ki kya jaroorat hai.. aur teri biwi to tujhe kabhi mana bhi nahin kartee ..
Haan mammi ji ... ye sahee kaha aapne .. main chudayee ke liye kabhi mana nahin kartee.. chahe kabhi bhi kahin bhi koi bhi mera matlab hai inse yane apke bete se chudwane ke liye main ready rahtee hun kyun ji...??
Jijaji ne kaha .. ye baat sahee hai mammi ... par change ke liye kabhi kabhi.. dusree chut ..
Are beta uske liye main huna... Aur jab tak jharna yaha hai uski bhi le sakta hai.. jharna ne to kabhi mana nahin kiya..
jharna-Haan bhaiya bolo kab maine aapko mana kiya..
Jijaji-Kyun us din mana kiya to tha ..jis din aye thee..
Jharna-Are bhaiya apko bata to diya tha ki uss din mera teesra dina tha... kaise chudwatee bolo.. Jharna--Aur Bhaiya ..ap mammi ke gaand me dhakke lagate hue suno.. To main kah rahi thee ..ki maine aapko kyun mana kiya .. aur fir uske dusre dina maine apse teen baar chudawaya to tha...
Jijaji -Are to main teen din se pyasa bhi to tha...Teri Bhabhee mayke gayee thee... Meri secretary ki fuddi bhi laal panee faink rahi thee...
Meri didi- Are Aap uss buddhee secretary ko bhi nahin choode..
Jijaji-Kya karta ranee..Khade land ko kaise samjhata ...
Didi-Chhodo choodo...Abhi to apne maa ke gaand ke maje lo...
Main unki baton ko kewal sun raha tha .. Kuchh bol nahin raha tha ... Nechee se humach humach kar dhakka laga raha tha ... Mera land sasu ma ke boor me andar bahar ho raha tha .. Jab main neeche se dhakka laga ta to jijaji ruk jate.. main land ko bahar nikal leta to jijaji peche se dhakka lagate is tarah se hamaree chudaee chal rahi thee..
Maine didi se kaha.. Didi aap ek kam karo sasumake paas ajao...
Didi saasu maa ke paas agayee.. Maine kaha..didi saasu make muh ke paas apni boor ko failao..
Didi-Kyun ..kya Sasu maa ke muh ke paas boor rakhne se boor sasu maa ke muhn se koi land pragat ho jayega aur mere boor me ghusega ...baat karte ho bhaiya... Tadpao tadpao..apnee didi ko khub tadpao...Aur tum ... tum bhi lage rahoapnee mammi ke gaand me ...
Jijaji -Are Ranee main to wahi kar raha hun jo tere bhai ne kaha.hai...
Didi-Bhai ne kaha hai... Are Bhai to maje loot raha hai... Aane ke time bus me apne bahan ko ... nahin chhoda.. wo alag baat hai ki maine bhi apone sage bhai Damu se chudwa rakhi hun ..aur jab jab mayke jatee hun jamke chudwatee hun... par maine iss Ramu bhaiya se chudwane ka sapne me bhi nahin socha tha ki inse chudawa sakungi... kyunki ye mujhe uss najar se dekhte hi nahin the..
(Main use apni bahan hi manta tha ///har saal rakhee bhi bandhta tha ... Aur iss saal maine rakhee bandhwane ka farz bhi nibha diya tha)
Haan to ji main ye kah rahee thee ki aap mere iss Ramu bhaiya ki baton pe akar ke apnee maa ki gaand me land daal baithe...Mere Bhai Ramu ki to Pancho ungliyan ghee me hai aurr inka sar kadahii me ...
Tabhi Jharna ne apnee bhabhee ki chut ko sahlate hue kaha ...Sahee bol rahi ho.bhabhee aap ... pahle isne aapko choda... fir mujhko yane Jharna ko ... Fir usne meri mammi ko choda ... Fir isne apne bhai ko bhi nahi chhoda...
Didi ...bhai ko bhi nahin chhoda ..kya matlab hai jharna...
Jharna ...Tumne dekha nahin bhabhee bhaiya kaise maje le lekar ke Ramu bhaiya ka land chus rahe the .. Aur abhi fir se Mami ke boor me land pele ja rahe hain...Pele ja rahe hainn..
Udhar sasu maa maje le lekar ke chudwa rahi thee.Haan...haan bete isi tarah chodte rah...LAGE RAHO..Ek age ek peeche... Gand maraye duniya saree bhardo mere mere chut me land aur faddo gaand hamaree.. Bas bete aur sahan nahin ho raha .. haan mera panee nikalne hi wala hai... haan haan...Tabhi saumaa ka paane chhuta aur wo chillane lagee... Bas karo mardoodon.. Kya mujhe maar hi daloge kya???
Didi- Nahin aur chudwalo sasumaa.. abhi to raat baki hai... abhi to baat baki hai... Abhi to Apke bete ne apki gaand mari haiaur bhaiya ne chut fadee hai...abhi ek kaam karo apne bete se chut fadwa lo aur.. mere bhai ke land se gaand fadwa lo...
sasu maa-Bas kar Beti.. Abhi meri baaree gayee abhi teri baaree ayee hai... Inhone viagra khaya hai... sochlo hamteeno ki boor ki saamat ayee hai...
Jharna... Kya sach me maa...
Sasu maa-Haan beti haan..
Main-Par sasu maa.hamne to viagra nahin khaya hai??
Sasu maa-Khaya hai bete tum dono kle khane me maine viagra ki golee mila deethee..
Jharna-Lekin mammi aapke paas kahan se ayee golee??
Sasu maa-Are abhi maykje se arahee hunn.. Tere Nanaji ka iske bagair kaam nahin chalta aur .. mera unke land ke bagair kaam nahin chalta so.. rakhnee padtee hai beti samjha kar...
Jharna-Theek hai mammi ..abki main nanaji ke yaha jaungee to sath me lekar jaungi..
sasumaa-ye hui na samjhdaar wali baat ...Ab meri beti Ramu se chudwayegi aur mera beta apni Biwi ko chodega
Didi-Kyun Mammi... Main to apne bhai se chudwaungi...
Sasu maa-Are tum hi to subah kah rahee thee ki main aaj raat bhar apne saiya se chudwaungi..
Didi-Haan ..par aapko kaise pata chala???
sasu maa.. Bhu gayee meri jasus wahan moujud thee...
Jharna ..haan bhabhee maine mammi ko bata diya tha..
Didi.. Badmash kahinki...Khair ek baar chudwale ..main bhi itna apne saiya se chudwatee hun..Tab tak sasumaa..ap kya karengi..
sasu maa-main thoda aram kar leti hun..thak gayee hunn..aaj pahlee baar mere dono chhed ek saath chude hain ..
Main jharna ke boor me apna land pel diya to jijaji ne didi ke boor me.. Kamre me kewal dhakko ki awaje hi nahin arahee thee...uske sangme aah..unh... fachh..fachh... ki awaje bhi aa rahi theen...

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